O.K. Enough. Youve had your fun. |
As none of you probably heard, a couple of days ago Tiger Woods abased the NHL by flippantly remarking when asked during the Stanley Cup Finals what he thought of the exciting Game 5, "I don't think a...
Posted by Dan on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 05:12:00 PST |
Everybody’s got something to hide except for me and my monkey |
Do you ever pause for a moment and reflect upon your life and come to the conclusion that, all in all, you’re full of shit? That’s where’s I’m at right now. Pray fo...
Posted by Dan on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 07:53:00 PST |
They say that Hell awaits all sinners, but they havent got us yet |
Heidi’s been coaxing me to write a follow-up blog to the previous one about the Women’s Show so, here goes:
It wasn’t nearly as bad as I had worked it up in my mind to be. My f...
Posted by Dan on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 07:12:00 PST |
I dream of wolves of Love, twisting through the dark woods howling |
I’ve been volunteered to work at the Northwest Women’s Show (or as a former co-worker eloquently described it today: the Estrogen Fest) tomorrow and I would describe my mood as nervous rig...
Posted by Dan on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 09:19:00 PST |
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass? |
In Aberdeen, Washington, sometimes incorrectly credited with being the hometown of the much-missed mystical figure and spokesperson of his [my] generation, Kurdt Cobain, there is a Star Wars shop...
Posted by Dan on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 11:27:00 PST |
Do you remember the times? I think they call them "The Salad Days" |
So, my significant other is leaving town this weekend and I will get a small taste of the vida bachelor loca for the first time in two years. This naturally begs the question, what trouble can I...
Posted by Dan on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 11:17:00 PST |
Thou shalt not partake of the dreaded decaf |
I found out this week that Starbucks makes two liquers, a coffee version and a cream version. This is very bad news for any number of reasons. First and foremost, it's an unholy marriage o...
Posted by Dan on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 11:43:00 PST |
I took the Ninety-Eight cuz I never liked the limo |
Summertime... and the living is easy. Well, if by easy you mean trying to sleep at the end of a triple-digit day with no A/C, then heck yeah. I'm not complaining though. Things are g...
Posted by Dan on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 10:42:00 PST |
One great big festering neon distraction |
A month has passed since I was rescued from the brink of retail insanity and I'm happy to report that the experiment is progressing beautifully. Despite hearing from my fiancee and our friends d...
Posted by Dan on Sat, 12 May 2007 08:08:00 PST |
What happened to the post-war dream? |
I was depositing a check in the ATM this afternoon and between the parking space and the machine itself, I passed a foot and ankle clinic. There was a little locked metal box in front of this place a...
Posted by Dan on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 09:18:00 PST |
