Brendan

Ok. Ummmm.........Where to start..... OK!!!! I'm a pretty cool guy with pretty cool friends and I go to THHS, RSM California. I like what most guys my age like I guess..... Girls, Videogames, Movies, Southpark, going to the beach, doing random stuff to mess with other people, Playing water polo, playing tackle football on the street, Getting good grades with minimal effort, Snakes and Lizards, Girls, Videogames..........Yeah my life is pretty average. Oh yeah. I'm Jewish. And....ummm.....So Anyway, I killed the guy, and then I hung him upside down from the ceiling and then....Whoa. way off topic. Sorry!Back to my sad, pathetic life I guess......Ok. So, I'm 16 and My Dad is a Writer. An Author. He's written,like, 30 books. Everyone thinks I'm rich and famous, but I'm not really at all....My Dad just moved out of an apartment. Since he's a writer, we never know exactly when or how much money is coming in. The Scripts gotta sell, the books gotta have a good cover, The agent, editor and publisher have to like it, Yadda Yadda Yadda..... So yeah we're not rich. I have 1 brother who is 14 and 2 sisters (8 and 6). They're cool I guess. Except when they're being annoying, which is alot of the time So yeah.....Oh yeah my parents are divorced and at my Mom's I have the Coolest room in the world. I have 3 pet Hognose snakes and 1 frilled Dragon lizard. That's the kind with the frill...like in Jurrassic park when the fat guy from Seinfeld gets killed. I also have 2 black cats, a labrador retriever, a bunny, and like a bazillion former pets buried in my backyard. Oh yeah, and at my Dad's I have a Rosy Boa.So anyway, if you read this, then you have WAY too much free time. Go find something productive to do with your life......like standing in the center of a freeway or eating as much asparagus as you can to see how badly you can make your piss smell. Or something wierd like that.....