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The Real Dr. Chill

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

ex comedian in San Diego who tells it like it is.
Grew up in Tucson. Taught "Mcgruff the crime dog" how to smoke crack.
Taught Ellen Degeneres how to lick crack. Taught JFK jr. how to fly.
Oh, I once took a picture of Princess Diana taking a dump at a car wash.

What'ch you talkin' bout Willis?!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Eddie Van Halen....greatest guitarist and musican there is.

Sylvia Saint and Veronika Simon....their nearly perfect!
They may be fake though....like a computer generated person or something. After all, theres no such thing as a 10!
The hulkster and piper.
Bill Gates....so I can kick him in his criminal, theiving, Money hungry, dirty rotten, communist nuts.

Jenny Craig....If my belly keeps getting bigger.

My Blog

piece of shit finkelstein shit kids.

I've about had it with pathetic, weak, lame ass, wearing their emotions on their sleeves, can't handle a joke, self important cock suckers that feel all comments on their page must be "filtered" by th...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 07:48:00 GMT

assholes...repost

..> Assholes I couldnt help but notice the increase of assholes walking around out there. It seems like everyday you have to deal with a minimum of three hundred assholes. Now thats a 1 to ...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 16:34:00 GMT

shemales for randy

     She males, trannys, transexuals, or pairs hilton. call them what you will, but they are kind of creepy. Are they girls or guys. Can they date themselves? What if one was a ski...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 10:04:00 GMT

Farts, natures air freshner

     Somehow farts have an uncanny ability to fill the air, penetrate the thickest blankets, and kill small animals quickly. Im sure after farting under the blanket and p...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 09:56:00 GMT

Females: types of hotness

     Something dawned on me today, men reach their sexual peaks between 16 and 30 years of age. Women dont reach theirs until their drunk.      Now im not here...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 16:38:00 GMT

Where are all the midgets????

 It always seems like you can never find a midget when you need one.  On T.V. we see midgets everyday, but in everyday life, their hard to find. Sometimes I drop things and they roll underne...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 18:15:00 GMT

do blondes really have more fun???

Ive been thinking today about blonde girls....nude ones covered in baby oil to be exact. but the question arose, "Do blondes have more fun?" I started thinking about it and I have come up with this......
Posted by on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 18:13:00 GMT

public restrooms

public restrooms suck as they stand. The toilet paper is rough. The floors are soaked in piss. The toilets are full of unflushed shit and the paper towel and soap dispensers are almost always empty. I...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 18:10:00 GMT

pullin' the ol' pud

there comes a point in every mans life when hes stops and asks himself, "gee, do i masturbate too much?" after all, what is considered too much? to know this you would have to find out what is averag...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 19:15:00 GMT

E. Coli county

Theres nothing like getting a public warning about e.coli in our water supply. Kudos to you San Diego Water! Good job giving us "turd tea" in our pipes. They were nice enough to tell us a few day...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 16:31:00 GMT