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About Me


When does CPR become necrophilia?


I am that token black guy that every set of friends has. Born in Indianapolis, moved to Seattle, moved back to Indianapolis. I've been to China thrice times, and am going back this summer. I love long walks on the beach, jamming to depressing music, having a good long cry, and kicking back with a glass of finely aged scotch. Find me and we'll talk.
Apparently my weapon of choice is a Halberd; The Halberd is an elegant mix of spear and staff, remaining relatively light while having an effective cutting edge and stabbing point. Your enemies will never get near you; your personal space will be as unreachable as a faraway land.
Let's just say...I'm interesting.
My score on The Mythological God Test :
Dagda
(Indeed, you are 66% erudite, 79% sensual, 66% martial, and 70% saturnine.)
More properly known as The Dagda, he was the Earth Deity-Father of both Gods and men. In this respect he was the Celtic equivalent to Cronus or Zeus of the ancient Greeks.Being the Earth God meant that he controlled the orderly passage of seasons. This cycle was maintained through the guiding melodies produced by a magical harp only The Dagda could play. Since an Earth God is sort of a personification of matter and "stuff," The Dagda owned something called the Undry which was a gigantic pot of abundance filled with an infinite supply of "stuff." One of The Dagda's many names meant "Good God”, but "good" in the sense of being good at doing things. He was a jack-of-all-trades, skilled and accomplished in all his endeavours. Well, for the most part. Apparently his imagination wasn't all that "good" - when his wife bore him three daughters in succession he named each one of them Brigit.The Fifteen Gods These are the 15 categories of this test. If you score above average in ……all or none of the four variables: Dagda. … Erudite: Thoth. … Sensual: Frey. … Martial: Mars. … Saturnine: Mictlantecuhtli. … Erudite & Sensual: Amun. … Erudite & Martial: Odin. … Erudite & Saturnine: Anubis. … Sensual & Martial: Zeus. … Sensual & Saturnine: Cernunnos. … Martial & Saturnine: Loki. … Erudite, Sensual & Martial: Lug. … Erudite, Sensual & Saturnine: Coyote. … Erudite, Martial & Saturnine: Hades. … Sensual, Martial & Saturnine: Pan.
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Name: Patrick Barker
Birthday: March 20,
Birthplace: Indianapolis
Current Location: Butler University; more specifically, Ross Hall
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown at the top...slowly turns fades to black
Height: 6'4"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Scotch-Irish, American Indian, Black, Chinese, more American Indian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Slip-on Black Dress shoes
Your Weakness: Women
Your Fears: Rejection
Your Perfect Pizza: Pesto sauce, Feta Cheese, Artichoke Hearts, sundried tomato crust
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get half way through the novel I'm writing
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: hmm, fuck, haha
Thoughts First Waking Up: Fuck
Your Best Physical Feature: Hair, lie and say it's ugly when you know it's luggurious, bitch
Your Bedtime: Depends...when does my rommate's girlfriend leave?
Your Most Missed Memory: Me in China...any moment there
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Jack in the Box
Single or Group Dates: Both are fun
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Tazo Chi
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla. or maybe Strawberry
Cappuccino or Coffee: Tea with a coffee cake
Do you Smoke: ....what is the question
Do you Swear: all the fucking time
Do you Sing: Daily
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: yes, and heartbroken
Do you want to go to College: In it right now...come on pay attention
Do you want to get Married: Sooner or Later
Do you belive in yourself: Try to
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only once
Do you think you are Attractive: i dunno
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: Not a whole lot...teenager rebelling, equals doesn't get along with the 'rents
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: Vocal....I can play a mean Kazoo
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: hmm...maybe
In the past month have you Smoked: could be
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no doubt about that one
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no...too fucking cold to even attempt
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes
Ever been Drunk: yes...I'm in college
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: could be
How do you want to Die: In a blaze of glory, or in a big explosion
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: ...Comedian...at least be successfull
What country would you most like to Visit: China, Italy, Ireland
In a girl...
Favourite Eye Color: Doesn't matter
Favourite Hair Color: Doesn't matter
Short or Long Hair: Doesn't matter
Height: Doesn't matter
Weight: Doesn't matter
Best Clothing Style: Doesn't matter
Number of Drugs I have taken: More than one could count on fingers and toes
Number of CDs I own: ...CD? Maybe 7? Internet...wave of the future man
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: quite a few...got one about to come up in a few minutes
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Some traits of mine: messy, disorganized, social, tough, outgoing, rarely worries, self revealing, open, risk taker, likes the unknown, likes large parties, makes friends easily, likes to stand out, likes to make fun of people, reckless, optimistic, positive, strong, does not like to be alone, ambivalent about chaos, abstract, impractical, not good at saving money, fearless, trusting, thrill seeker, not rule conscious, enjoys leadership, strange, loves food, abstract, rarely irritated, anti-authority, attracted to the counter culture
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Stability |||||||||||||||| 66%
Orderliness || 10%
Accommodation |||||||||||||| 56%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 70%
Intellectual |||||||||||||| 56%
Mystical |||||| 23%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Religious |||||||||||| 50%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Materialism |||||||||||| 50%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Work ethic |||||||||| 36%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||| 56%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||| 56%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Avoidant |||||| 23%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Wealth |||||| 30%
Dependency |||||||||||||||| 63%
Change averse |||||||||||| 43%
Cautiousness |||||| 30%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Physical security |||||||||||| 43%
Physical Fitness || 10%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 70%
Vanity |||||||||||||||| 63%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||| 56%
Female cliche |||||| 23% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

George Carlin, Joss Whedon, Lewis Black, Ville Valo, Johnny Knoxville, Brian K. Vaughan, Patton Oswalt, Jon Stewart, Alex Ross

My Blog

Where The Hell Has He Been

 So I’ve kinda moved to another blog...I’ve been leaving you in a lerch so I decided to give you a screenshot so you can see my new site... suburbpat.blogspot.com..
Posted by on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 14:53:00 GMT

Random Acts

For those who didn't see it on my other two blogs:A couple of the guys who live in my apartment are in the Butler online sketch troupe Random Acts. My friend Ewzzy has started posting the ne...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 13:16:00 GMT

Comic Dilemma

On my xanga blog I ranted about the recent need for comic book movies, so I decided to give my picks for a few of the franchises yet to be produced. Here's a link, take a look and read my blogs about ...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 17:30:00 GMT

Inauspicious/Schadenfreude

I look around and try to think if there are people with the same amount of bad luck and misfortune as me. I know they're out there; we few, we dreaded few, we band of misfits. I think it's foreboding ...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 00:33:00 GMT

Embracing a New Look

I've changed my myspace page to go with my new profile picture. Still the Same old suburb, but now I wield the Power Cosmic!!!MWAHAHAHA!!!...comic book readers will get the joke and reference...if you...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 17:34:00 GMT

High School

Fill this out about your time in high school! The longer ago it was, the more fun the answers will be. What School... Pike High School 1. Who was your best friend?Toss up between Otis Parks and Vanc...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 10:53:00 GMT

Riding the Bomb

If you haven't seen Stanley Kubrick's Dr. Strangelove or: How I learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb......get off your ass. It is filled with some of the best dark humor and satire in all of mo...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 16:26:00 GMT

Reggie Watts Out of Control

Here is a completely kickass video Reggie Watts: Out Of Control on Vimeo
Posted by on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 20:15:00 GMT

O'Reilly VS Stephen Colbert

Following the Jon Stewart crossfire appearance, here is Bill O'Reilly vs Stephen Colbert
Posted by on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 23:09:00 GMT

Jon Stewart on Crossfire

Jon Stewart is without a doubt either the funniest smart guy or the smartest funny guy around, One of the hosts even says so. Here is the interview Jon had on the political show Crossfire. Again, the...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 10:29:00 GMT