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Katana

Taking lives, like it's going out of style.

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One Shot, One Kill. Thats what he gets for wearing Aeropastel. =D That's me! ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------------------------I'm a heartless bastard with a soft spot for puppies and sub-machine guns. I hate people who drive without using turn signals and tree hugging democratic hippies. I shoot first and ask questions later. I enjoy any sports that can bring me inches from death, and pump my adrenaline so hard that I can't hear myself think over the pounding in my head. Common sense and thinking about my problems only gives me a headache. Also I'm a ninja.70 Undead Rogue "KatanaSteel" Guild Master of Fight Club . . . . . . . . .The way I see it the world is full of shit. Hate, anger, pity, jealousy, lies, cheats, pain, violence, death, misfortune, poverty, and sickness. Living in a place like that with unhappy people walking around dragging their feet and bringing down anyone who tries their best to help and listen. The trick is to comprehend the facts. It's utterly pointless sitting wasting away, dwelling on the past, the mistakes one made. Everyone fucks up, it's that simple. Move on from mistakes you made, if you can’t get what you want maybe lower your expectations try something within your reach. If you fail try again and again and again and again, it’s not all about success, which people dwell on so much now, sheer determination will get you to your goal guaranteed. Losing a person is always hard be it a misunderstanding or death, keep in mind that they are gone not you, and there is no reason for you to become a morbid shell of despair. Look on the bright side: you need the wrong, the bad and the dark to compare the times when you are in good spirits. If all you know is darkness how do you even know that the light exists? If a world full of thieves the honest man is the one behind bars. The way I see it the world is full of shit. Hate, anger, pity, jealousy, lies, cheats, pain, violence, death, misfortune, poverty, and sickness . . . and I for one don't let it get to me. .. HTTP-EQUIV="Content-Type" CONTENT="text/html; charset=iso-8859-1"

My score on
The Personality Defect Test :

Braggart
(You are 71% Rational, 71% Extroverted, 28% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.)

You are the Braggart! Like Muhammad Ali, you would surely tell everyone that you are "The Greatest" whilst bragging incessantly about your intelligence, your skills, and your abilities. You tend to be a thinker rather than a feeler, and combined with your extroversion and arrogance, this makes you someone who probably just LOVES to brag about his accomplishments. Despite this, however, you are a very gentle, tender person and truly care about others' feelings. You just happen to care more about yourself. Unlike Ali, of course, you are rather rational as opposed to emotional, and you are also much more gentle. But his arrogance and extroversion best reflect the most visible aspects of your personality. But his afro and his penchant for rhyming...not so much. There is not really much to dislike about you, aside from the fact that you can be incredibly annoying, and you probably never shut up about yourself. You may be one of these people who refer to themselves in the third person. If you have a nickname, it is probably one you gave to yourself, because you are too cool for the nickname others have given you-- like "doofus" and "shitface". Your personality defect, in summary, is the fact that you are extremely overconfident, extroverted, and perhaps rather lacking in emotions. YOU ARE THE GREATEST! Or so you keep telling yourself every night as you stare at yourself in the mirror and practically make out with your reflection. Maybe one day everyone else on the planet will agree with your assessment of yourself. Nah, I'm just kidding. We think you're an arrogant dickhole. But a NICE arrogant dickhole, so no worries.

To put it less negatively:
1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.
2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.
3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.
4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.

Compatibility: Your exact opposite is the "Bitch-Slap". Other personalities you would probably get along with are the "Hand-Raiser", the "Haughty Intellectual", and the "Capitalist Pig".

* * If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.

The other personality types:
"The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.
The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.
The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.
The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.
The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.
The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.
The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.
The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.
The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

Be sure to take my Sublime Philosophical Crap Test if you are interested in taking a slightly more intellectual test that has just as many insane ramblings as this one does! About Saint_Gasoline I am a self-proclaimed pseudo- intellectual who loves dashes. I enjoy science, philosophy, and fart jokes and water balloons, not necessarily in that order. I spend 95% of my time online, and the other 5% of my time in the bathroom, longing to get back on the computer. If, God forbid, y ou somehow find me amusing instead of crass and annoying, be sure to check out my blog and my webcomic at SaintGasoline.com.
The Personality Defect Test

Movies:

Sin City, Kill Bill Vol. 1, Kill Bill Vol. 2, The Last Samurai, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Butterfly Effect, Catch Me If You Can, Ocean's Elevon, Ocean's Twelve, Back To The Future 1-3, Dune, Spider Man 1, Spider Man 2, Battle Royale, Casshern, The Ultimate Versus, Starwars 3-6, Meet The Parents, Shaun Of The Dead, Dawn Of The Dead, Anchorman, The Day After Tommorow, Signs, Unbreakable, Die Hard 1-3, American History X, Fight Club, Remamber The Titans, Indiana Jones 1-3, The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Highlander, Office Space, Clerks, A Clockwork Orange, Starship Troopers, Catch 22, Speed, Seven Samurai, and others.

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Heroes:

Hatori Hanzo

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Memories

If you read this, even if I don't speak to you often, you must post a memory of me. It can be anything you want, it can be good or bad, just so long as it happened. Then post this to your blog. See wh...
Posted by Katana on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST