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I am a writer, server, student, reader, son, brother, uncle, friend, tennis player, boyfriend extrordinaire

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My Blog

Fucked Up

Actually this is so fucked up that it will take 1billion years for the light from fucked up to reach it You think you're safe in your bedroom.  You think safely asleep or passed out in your secur...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 12:29:00 GMT

Oh Despicable Me

Dear Self, Please stop sleeping with your x boyfriends especially when they live in the same appartment.  It is not a good idea to make out with one in the kitchen, another in his room and then m...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 13:53:00 GMT

Twenty-One Reasons to Fuck Off

Fuck You (or more constructively, dig deeper) if you.... 1. Won't believe my real name is Archy  2. Ask me if Thailand is part of China or Korea 3. Ask me how to make Pad Thai 4. Compliment me on...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 11:16:00 GMT