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Johnny the duece

I am here for Friends

About Me

I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)...I am a low down dirty bastard who peed in your trashcan, I am kinda obsessed with psycology, I think that is the only reason that I can seem so sane and be soo crazy. I am a musician and have played in a few bands I currently am looking for people that I can stand to play with. I am a member of the johnny mofia we are world renouned for hacking reevick and peeing on stuff and things.no reward too big no job too small we make the mundane look amazing! I am a member of the chirch of the sub genious me rockin out at work!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I wolld like to meet you in the play ground after school by the swing sets or mabe in a dark alley when you least expect it.................................... Mr. winkle

My Blog

did you ever

see your whole world end and laugh at your own folly when mine dose I hope you all laugh with me...
Posted by on Thu, 15 May 2008 02:16:00 GMT

did you ever wonder.........

how many cookies you could fit in your mouth before someone calls you a fatty and tells you to stop before I smack the cookie right out of you? I think about it constantly as a matter of fact I am thi...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 09:31:00 GMT

to all the woman I love and respect

I have hurt alot of good people becouse of poor decisions after bad relationships I tend to get lonely and try to find love too quickly I didnt make the right decisions I tryed to destract myself with...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 04:32:00 GMT

if your reading this

you have just been given cancer with my mind and should probably see a doctor. but the doctor will only tell you that you are going to die becouse he is a jerk. But dont loose hope for there is a salu...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 07:40:00 GMT

dear mister movie phone

I am breaking up with you. this relationship is going nowhere you always call me and then dont listen to me. I feel berated by all of your talk of breif nudity am I not enough man for you? and what is...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 07:47:00 GMT

eat your face

when did the words " peanuts are lazy" go out of style I remember a day when the kids where going around saying all kinds of things that the adults just didnt get I mean...whats next they wont even sa...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 01:22:00 GMT

Boy seeking girl

I dont always make the right decisions when it comes to the girls some I fall for too easily and find out that they are too much to handle others I just get too scared of for thair awesomeness I dont ...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 23:53:00 GMT

Old enough to walk old enough to rok

There dont seem to be any angry kids any more it seems to me that we have become a nation of whiney pussies and this emo crap makes me sick. Its ok to be in touch with your feelings and have a good un...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 06:10:00 GMT

Crap on a crap cracker

I hate emos they are always fucking around on there girl friends and then they wonder why they break up with them. They all seem to be 15 year old rich kids too and what dose a 15 year old rich kid ha...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 05:39:00 GMT

it seemed like a good idea at the time

on a long and lonely night it might seem inviting to gingerly place your penis into chuck nauris but remember that he is not a happy morning person and is likely to roundhouse kick you in the sunshine...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Nov 2005 00:28:00 GMT