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Discordia

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About Me

I am not only president of The Organization of the Socially-Anxious Co-Dependants, but I'm also a client. You, too, can be horribly unhip, tragically misunderstood, and be consistently reminded of what your foot tastes like for only three EASY installments of $19.95......ACT NOW! >>>
Ive been called brash, abrasive, uncouth, and obnoxious...but i have all the best intentions. My adoration and trust are all the same whether you are friend or family. My honesty may be unrelenting, but at least you can believe me when i say "i love you", "i respect you", and "no, those pants do not make your ass look fat." >>>
I'm all action and no theory...which ive decided is much better than all theory and no action...For now. >>>
I believe that everyone you happen upon has something to teach you. whether its how to make a five-star creme brulee or how to mend your broken heart. LISTEN to everyone. >>>
i talk too damn much.

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me....as someone completely different than me. sometimes we are so caught up in being ourselves that we forget what its like to be somebody else...

My Blog

Destiny Unfulfilled

Today has the spicy smell of allergies.  I can feel the pollen spilling into my head, making it heavy with mucus.  I listen to Ani on the ride into work because I still feel sassy, even while sneezing...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Sep 2009 15:28:00 GMT

malaria fever

I miss you with a ferocity reminiscent of our first year.  It must be the alignment of the planets or the phase of the moon or my menstrual cycle. You called for some mundane reason.  A token you forg...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Aug 2009 10:12:00 GMT

Diamonds

Diamonds   I don't think you know what its like to be a victim; To wake up in the morning as one; To ride elevators, Wait for buses, And flirt with the barista; To lock up tight at night And fall...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 12:14:00 GMT

How we say it.

"When I learned english I realized it was a trick.  You could use it to say the same thing a hundred ways.  What was important to Indian people was saying something the best way...I still wa...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 08:24:00 GMT

DEATH to the soy cheese!

I was sprinkling fake parmesan on my ramen noodles last night;  it was the last few chunks before the container would be empty.  a big chunk of "cheese" landed on my noodles.  Odd. ...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 08:33:00 GMT

a horse of a different color.

I was pretty sure it had finally come to get me. The tornado I had been dreaming about since I was 12. I woke up from a dream last night at 3:33. it was a strange dream about partying with the girl...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 06:41:00 GMT

Charlie the Giant Squid

He was a little unsure of the idea.  he had been taught his whole 5 years NOT to jump into a swimming pool with his clothes on.  and here we were, telling him it was okay. Josh and I took Ch...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 09:34:00 GMT

The Static in Lowry Tunnel

so, when youre driving up 94 and you hit the Lowry tunnel and your stereo loses signal and gives you nothing but static, what do you think about? my mind was clear tonight and i have nothing cons...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 22:01:00 GMT