“Loser’s always whine about their best… Winner’s go home and fuck the prom queen…†- Sean Connery
Yo Douchebag’s...
My name is Kyle. Some call me Kobra’… Some don’t. Music pretty much rules my life. There are many reasons why I am way fuckin’ cooler than you, but I won’t go into them. Cuz you probably already know.
I am from Vermont, where’s it’s cold, and the rednecks are fuckin’ scarier than the thugz in Bushwick (believe me, I live in Bushwick)… You pussies couldn’t hack it. Live in Brooklyn now, and work in Money’Makin’Manhattan. And I do in fact work too much. Here’s my up-to-date daily life resume:
TIMELESS – Vocalist
Frontman for this Brooklyn based metal quartet. We are Warped Tour veterans with our full-length debut album on the way, alongside our second video. “TIMELESS is one of the most entertaining live bands I have seen in many years…†Trevor Phipps of Unearth.
http://www.MySpace.com/MetalIsTimeless ? Add us Sluts!
THUNDER JACKSON’S – Owner
Upcoming Bar & Restaurant on the corner of Bleecker & Sullivan in Manhattan. If you know me… you will probably be there, cuz it’s going to be fucking amazing! Doors opening the end of January 08’… Deconstruction has begun, and construction begins in the upcoming weeks. Literally, the beginning of something huge…
Website Under Construction
CONCRETE MARKETING – Junior Executive
Concrete Marketing is the world’s most successful independent music marketing firm based out of Manhattan, New York. Working for over 25 years with the likes of Judas Priest to Jay-Z. From television & Internet advertising to retail marketing… Concrete not only works within music, but also movies, including SAW I, II & III to sports, such as with the Los Angeles Dodgers & NASCAR. We also deal with a lot of Strip Clubs. Yea… if you know me… then you know that all too well.
http://www.ConcretePlanet.com
SINISTER MUSIC INC. – Senior Executive ( currently part-time )
Marketing & Promotions for the underdog’s of metal, hardcore & more. Working alongside both major & independent labels, such as: Ferret, Trustkill, Century Media & Roadrunner to get unsigned artist music out to their prime demographics.
http://www.SinisterMusicInc.com
JUDGEMENT FILMS – Director & Producer
Music videos for both represented label bands, and unsigned artists. Alongside Mike Milia, Director of Photography, combined we have worked with artists such as: Gwar, Helmet, God Forbid, Trivium, Killswitch Engage (TOC), Unearth (TOC), Underoath, Twelve Tribes, Bleed the Dream, My American Heart, Strapping Young Lad, Diecast and to the likes of Mos Def, Wyclef & Fabolous. More videos to come…
http://www.nycjibs.com - Website being updated
DEANE KNITWEAR – Art Director ( currently part-time )
Art direction of this Manhattan based women’s fashion sweater company ( yes, I know… sooooo metal. Shut up, it pays the bills ). Responsible for photoshoots, catalog design, web design and much more.
http://www.DeaneKnitwear.com
Yea… all work and no play makes Kyle a dull boy. So, if you see me out… buy me a beer, preferably anything ‘MacroBrew… ie: Bud, Bud Light, PBR, Highlife, etc… and maybe a Quick & the Dead here and there ( 50% well Gin, 50% well Tequila… 100% disgusting - myself in Blender Magazine talking about it - http://www.blender.com/giftguide/vip.aspx )
Oh, and PS… my girlfriend is hotter than yours. And I say, don’t fuck with her, or even me for that matter… cuz she’s liable to slit your throat. I mean that… not in your sleep either, whilst you’re awake as she stares into your cold lifeless eyes.
Hugs & Kisses!Myspace Layout Stealer
