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Mike

snot rocket engineer

About Me

Bogger picker.

My Interests

your mom

I'd like to meet:

Any individual who has ever drank so much that they vomited into a cup at a bar and then continued to drink some more....'cause that's hard core you F'ing ROCK STAR! And I guess anyone who's got twenny dolla's to hep a brotha out! Aw, I sees. You aint want to give none cause I's white!

Music:

polka

Movies:

Death Race 2000, Gator, Smokie and the Bandit, Evil Dead/Army of Darkness, Trainspotting, 28 Days Later, Crap B movies.

Television:

Simpsons, Futurama, King of the hill, Aquateen Hunger Force....I like cartoons.

Books:

I r smart

My Blog

waiting4mex

in kansas city now at hotel resting for 630 am flight to Mexico. Blogging with PSP on hotels wifi. Very labor intensive work, not really worth the time.... yeah for Mex.
Posted by Mike on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 07:04:00 PST

treadmill

An actual use for a treadmill. Good job....
Posted by Mike on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 11:41:00 PST

Tiles

What an old man I've become. Preggers wife sleeping on the couch, and a sudden burst of motivation to tear out some butt ugly sticky tile, some oak flooring, and a divider wall to lay new not so ugly ...
Posted by Mike on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 12:35:00 PST

Scooter

To those who don't know, last Sept I bought my first new anything, an '05 HD Sportster. Fun ride. Almost immediately I stripped it down and pianted it, black with blue flames. It looked good, but it j...
Posted by Mike on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 10:06:00 PST

catch up

Okie dokie. Sorry for the lapse in entries, I'm lazy. Update: Relay for life went well, thanks for the donations, I've been given extra duties at work which primarily will be done at home, Spent a wee...
Posted by Mike on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 11:53:00 PST

Relay for life cancer walk

Ok, here's the dilly yo!I'm finally getting off my lazy ass and doing something for someone else. I'm going to be walking in the Relay for Life here in Omaha. It's a walk that conitnues all night long...
Posted by Mike on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 05:19:00 PST

Movies

The Rant:The wife and I went to the theater for a flick not knowing we were to be drugged and kidneyless by the end. Movie theaters are complaining that ticket sales are down and they just can't under...
Posted by Mike on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 07:25:00 PST

words for the masses

Words of wisdom had I thought of some would have been helpful to some and dumbing for others which, to say the least, is entirely devoid of any meaning what so ever bringing about a mild to nill chang...
Posted by Mike on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 03:41:00 PST

Why?

Why is it that when you're right in the middle of doing something that really m'f'ing needs to get done, you get a pineapple size crap punching it's way out ya ass?Drink: Sweatsocksqueeze wet bar rag ...
Posted by Mike on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 12:39:00 PST

The joys of owning your own home

You know you need to get a new garage door opener when it starts to operate on it's own. $250 and 4 hours figuring out how to install the new one later.....a new 90% functional garage door opener. May...
Posted by Mike on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 05:15:00 PST