You Know You're Brazilian When....
You didn't know anything about bills until you came to the US.You still wear speedos to the beach or pool!You like Guarana better than Coke.If someone tells you to be at a certain place at 1:00 pm, you don't show up until 2:30 or 3:00 p.m.You know who Xuxa and Pele are.Your entire family goes to grandma's house on Sundays for a big family get together....even when you guys see each other everyday.You can name at least 30 novelas and 10000 actors/actresses.BBQ means steak, sausage, chicken wings, pork, rice, farofa, molho and beer.You are the loudest person in the room.You got a Brazilian flag hanging from your car's rearview mirror.You travel to Brazil and instead of taking a suitcase with all your stuff, you take presents for the entire family, the dog, the neighbor, not to mention the old/used clothes that you take just in case someone needs it.You live in Florida, New York, New Jersey, or Massachusetts.You leave your house spotless when you have people coming over.An ideal woman is a woman with small breasts and a big butt.You understand & speak Spanish, but when you say a word in Portuguese no one understands you.You can dance.Your jokes are always about Portuguese people.You take soccer too seriously.You go to a birthday party,and you can't leave until you take that piece of cake home.You know what Capoeira is.You know a lot about Samba and Pagode.You`ve studied the history of almost every country.You eat rice and beans at least 7 days a week.Your breakfast consists of milk and coffee, bread with butter,and a piece of cake.Everyone thinks you're everything but Brazilian.You know who Os Trapalhoes, Turma da Monica, Zico, Caetano Veloso, Tom Jobim, Elis Regina, Ronaldinho, Jo Soares, Cazuza, Gilberto Gil, Silvio Santos, Roberto Carlos, Ayrton Senna, amd Carmem Miranda are.You go to a bar and ask for salgadinhos with guarana.You are so used to corruption that nothing surprises you anymore.You know how to play dominoes and cards.You dont care about raceor color. And once you come to the US, you realize what racism means.You have a sense of fashion.You wear slippers..a lot!You know how to play volleyball and handball.You always taking pictures everywhere you go.You know what it's like to buy liquor without an ID.You know how to party, and if the party isnt over after 5am...its not a party!Any holiday...being it official or not, is an excuse to stay home from work and take a week vacation.You know what feijoada and pave are.Your favorite drink is Caipirinha.You dress up to go to the supermarket.You spend a entire day at the beach.You are too friendly.You're proud to be Brazilian - and you pass these jokes on to all your Brazilian friends!
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jorge
Birthday: march 23 1988
Birthplace: cleveland ohio c-town
Current Location: Euclid
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: black
Height: 6 foot
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Brazilian and Peruvian
The Shoes You Wore Today: white low top air forces
Your Weakness: when gurls lick my ears
Your Fears: i aint got none
Your Perfect Pizza: bacon and peperoni wit stuffed crust
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get a car and a lot of money
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ho ass bitch
Thoughts First Waking Up: females
Your Best Physical Feature: my hair and gurls tell me they like my ass so i guess thats one too
Your Bedtime: wheneva i passout
Your Most Missed Memory: soccer for tha euclid raptors we was tha shit
Pepsi or Coke: coke bitch
MacDonalds or Burger King: mcdonalds fries wit a whopper
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: fuck
Do you Sing: in tha shower
Do you Shower Daily: 2 a day
Have you Been in Love: no
Do you want to go to College: yea
Do you want to get Married: wen im old
Do you belive in yourself: of course
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: yea
Are you a Health Freak: no but im clean
Do you get along with your Parents: NO
Do you like Thunderstorms: no i like the sun
Do you play an Instrument: brazilian drums
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: not really
In the past month have you Smoked: ask my friends
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: i guess
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yea
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: not a whole box
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: wat tha fuck is sushi, jus playin that shit is triflin
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: neva in my life
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: a lot of shit
Ever been Drunk: long time ago
Ever been called a Tease: ive been called a bop and a playa by females but it aint true
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: yea
How do you want to Die: in my sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: somethin fun
What country would you most like to Visit: jamaica
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: black, brown
Favourite Hair Color: black or brown
Short or Long Hair: dont matter
Height: shorter than me
Weight: skinnier than me but not too skinny
Best Clothing Style: fresh, sexy
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: a lot
Number of Piercings: none but ima get my ears peirced
Number of Tattoos: none but ima get some
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 0
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.. You scored as Ghetto gangsta.
Ghetto gangsta
75%
Punk/Rebel
69%
Prep/Jock/Cheerleader
69%
Goth
38%
Drama nerd
38%
Stoner
31%
Loner
6%
Geek
0%
What..s Your High School Stereotype?
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.. You scored as Sex God. You are a master at sex. You make your partner weak in the knees, and you know it. You've had the practice, and you've read the books, but don't get too cocky (pun intended) or you'll get put into place.
Sex God
78%
A Romantic
48%
A Slave To BDSM
45%
Virgin
25%
How are you in bed
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Full Name: Jorge Sylvester
Eyes: brown
Hair: black
Have tattoos?: naw but imma get some
Have piercings?: naw but imma get my ears peirced
Have a BF GF? no
Own a thong? : hell naw wat tha fuk
Wear perfume?: i wear cologne
HAVE YOU EVER...
Missed school because it was raining: ive missed skool cuz my mom wanted me to stay up late watchin a movie wit her befo
Put a body part on fire for amusement: no
Been hurt emotionally: yea
Ever thought an animated character was hot?: no
FAVORITE
Fav Color: green n yellow
Day/Night: i like bein out in tha sun but i like to party at nite
Summer/Winter: summer
Lace or Satin: idk
Cartoon Character: ren & stimpy, sponge bob
Fave Food: pizza
Fave Advertisement: idk
Fave Drink: fruit punch
Breakfast Food: bacon and hash browns
ice Cream: amaretto cherry
Fave sport: soccer n football
RIGHT NOW
Wearing: girbauds, forces, white tee
Eating: rice n beans n porkchops
Drinking: water
Thinkin about: females
IN THE LAST 24 HRS...
Cried: no
Worn jeans: yea
Met someone New online: no
Done laundry: no
Drove a car: yea
Talked on the phone: yea
Kissed someone: no
Said "I love you": no
Picked a wedgie?: no
DO YOU BELIEVE IN...
Yourself: of course
Your friends: yea
Santa Claus: no
Tooth Fairy: no
Angels: kinda
Ghosts: yea
UFO' s : kinda
God: yea
love at first sight?: yea
FRIENDS AND LIFE...
Do you ever wish you had another name?: no
Do you like anyone?: yea
Which one of your friends acts the most like you?: none
Who have you known the longest of your friends: mate
Who's the loudest: dezirae
Are you close to any family members?: my lil sista
Who's the weirdest?: friends or family? family
Who do you hang out with the most?: drew, kishon, kreshmore, reggie, mate
Finish each sentence:
Let's walk on the: curb
Let's run through: the people
Let's look at the: booty
What a nice: ass
Where did all the: money go
When will they: stop playin
Why can't you: come here
Silly, little: rabbit tricks(hos) are for me
Show me some: pussy
The sky: is blue
Tell me: wat kinda panties ur wearin
Hide me: NOW
Love me: bitch
I hate your stupid: ass
My mom thinks you're: a faggot
She's not: a bop
Are you that: gurl he was tellin me about
WHICH IS BETTER...
Coke or Pepsi: coke bitch
Sprite or 7UP: sprite ho
Scruff or Clean shaved: clean
Blondes or Brunets: black gurls
Tall or Short: dont matter
Pants or Shorts: dont matter as long as they look good
Night or Day: i like bein out in tha sun but i like to party at nite
WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX...
What do you notice first: ass and face
Last person you slow danced with: i don kno her name cuz she cut in
Worst Question To Ask: yo momma
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