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Dewey

That last sno-cone didn't taste like lemon at all it tasted like...oh you guys are asses!

About Me


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Dewey
Birthday: March 24, 1986
Birthplace: Colorado Springs, Colorado
Current Location: Durango, Colorado
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5' 9"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
The Shoes You Wore Today: Vans
Your Weakness: Sweet Teets
Your Fears: Manaise and Spiders
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni
Your Most Overused Phrase On an IM: meh
Thoughts First Waking Up: damn you morning
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes
Your Bedtime: huh?!
Your Most Missed Memory: Telling hilarious customers that they can't use all their discounts and get everything for free
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither
Do you Smoke: Cigarettes???
Do you Swear: Yes
Do you Sing: Fuck no
Do you Shower Daily: Naw
Have you Been in Love: Yes, but then my dog died
Do you want to go to College: In it
Do you want to get Married: hmmmm...
Do you belive in yourself: Yep
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nay
Do you think you are Attractive: Well I'm not a 17-year-old girl sooooo...
Are you a Health Freak: Fuck that... I'm in College
Do you get along with your Parents: Yup
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes, I get wet in my panties.
Do you play an Instrument: Nope
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes oh Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Cigarettes???
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Mawhahaha! Well that depends doctor what do you define as drugs?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
Do you like to eat Oreos: Well, I don't like having strange disks crammed into me... unless they're Oreos, and then only in the mouth. (If you get that you are among the coolest fucking people in the world, if not then FUCK YOU!)
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: FUCK NO!!
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nay
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: YES
Ever been Drunk: Well that depends does being belligerent count as just being drunk?
Ever been called a Tease: Ahh... No That's for girls
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: Oh Yeah
How do you want to Die: In a flame of glory
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Dick Rhames
What country would you most like to Visit: Fuck the other countries, I have been there already I'm staying here
In a Boy/Girl..
Favorite Eye Color: Blue
Favorite Hair Color: Blonde/Brown/Red
Short or Long Hair: Who cares? Longer than mine I guess
Height: Between 5' 0" and 5' 9"
Weight: under 200 pounds just as long as they aren't freaky or disgusting
Best Clothing Style: Attractive
Number of Drugs I have taken: Who knows?
Number of CDs I own: Got me
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: None... yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: That I pounded out your mom

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Chill fucking people and NOT douchebags

Music:

A Perfect Circle, Adema, Breaking Benjamin, Brian Clancy, Dane Cook, Cold, Eminem, Five Finger Death Punch, Flogging Molly, ICP, Korn, Marylin Manson, Mudvayne, Slipknot, System Of A Down, Tenacious D, Tool, Three Days Grace

Movies:

Pulp Fiction, The Boondock Saints, Fight Club, American History X, The Ladies Man, Reservoir Dogs, All the Kevin Smith Movies, The Shawshank Redemption, Pretty much all comic book movies, Meet the Parents, The Matrix Trilogy, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, The Cruel Intentions Trilogy, and many many others.

Television:

Family Guy, Chappelle's Show, South Park, Futurama, American Dad, Simpsons, Nip/Tuck, War at Home, Smallville, Sopranos, Scrubs, Lost, The Shield, Weeds.

Heroes:

Seth McFarlene, Rick James, Charlie Murphy, Dave Chappelle, George Carlin, Peter Griffin, Stan Smith, Bender, Lil' Jon, Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Dane Cook, Samuel L. Jackson, Edward Norton, Sebastian Valmont, McIntyre

My Blog

Most Hilarious Article Ever!

This is perhaps the most hilarious article that wasn't written by Jack Thompson who I hope gets fornicated, by a minotaur, everyday in hell where he belongs, after his death which should be right now....
Posted by Dewey on Tue, 01 May 2007 08:31:00 PST