Cher

I'd like to meet:

Oh, let's see......the perfect man? One who understands that "directions" are not a sign of weakness. They are God's way of telling you how to get places, build things, take medication!!!!! One who truly appreciates the little things you do for him - like cute dresses and pedicures and manicures and having every tiny little hair in your hoonanny pulled out by it's tiny little roots, and not yelling at him when he doesn't put the cap on the toothpaste, or kicking him in the shins when he leaves the toilet seat up, or stabbing him in the head with a pair of shiny scissors when he says, "You're not wearing that, are you?" You know, the little things!