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About Me

I paintball all the time I love diablo 2..... I love jay and silent bob strike back its funny when scooby doo pops a MADD boner LOL great i gotta watch that movie...... I guess u can call me a redneck because i live in Oregon but i was born in cali so ya....... My favorite football team is Denver Broncos favorite basket ball team is Houston rockets or Orlando Magics I did like Lakers but KOBIE BRYANt is a fucken DUSCE BAG MyGen Profile Generator

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My Interests

OH heather my LUHER she's my sugar mamma haha were going to be rich and live in a pimp house and play house paintball YEAH BOI!!!! HOUSE PAINTBALL WITH LOVER FTW!!!!!OH and she's my fiancee lol not yet but soon to be =D. SHe also has a nice grill emm tootie.. Oh and she kicks ass a Greg hastings tournament paintabll. AND... I LOVE HER BOOBS there squshhhhy..I love p-ballin its the best sport ever I also like basketball and football music video games ummm school is fun cuz i meet new ppl......I wanna go to UCLA school or Inglewood california i duno why cuz i wanna live next to exciting places like disney land and six flags but Disney land is in Anihiem not LA tis my gf heather

I'd like to meet:

I wanna meet afroman because he's hella funny and I wanna meet jessica simpson because she hella fine..I wanna meet tracy Mcgrady because he my favorite b-ball player he cool I like Ricky Williams running back MIAMI DOLPHINS
Team xsv because there my heroes!!!!

Music:

I like P-popin by Ludacris and I like Afroman, lil'jon, jkwon,2pac, fall out boy, weezer,from first to last, GREEN DAY IS GAY.....

Movies:

I love cheech and chong up in smoke it is so funny.. team america is funny 2 ummmm the little Rascals AVP alot of scarry movies Troy Lord of the rings Bad boys 2 Duece Bigalow European Gigalow green mile Rush hour 1&2 Longest yard Friday-Next friday-Friday after next 2fast 2furious

Television:

family guy,pb2x,south park,The news because u get 2 c a whole bunch of black ppl get chased by dogs lol
paintball on espn.

Books:

NONE besides pb2x (paintball 2xtremes)

Heroes:

Chris lasoya omfg the best p baller ever plays for team infamous number 69 omg so cool he has the longest MUllet ever thats my password mullet69 not even joking ne way i love scooby dooo he kool 2 uhhhh AFROMAN is my hero BOB marley cheech and chong um Flash cuz he's realy fast I like BLunt man and cronic off the movie jay and slient bob strike back Little rascals

team baltimore trauma
Part time ninja's
xsv
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Avalanche