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Ashley

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My MySpace horoscope tells me that I should be the star of my own life. Oh, shoot. I always wanted Tom Cruise to be the star of my own life. I need to get a new outlook on life. Fun line from an Ento...
Posted by Ashley on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 10:08:00 PST

Drop it Like it's Hot

Augh, my feet hurt. Fucking sun... See, that is why I never go outside. Then my feet hurt. Although, I didn't expect them to get sunburnt; otherwise, I would have applied three layers of sunblock to t...
Posted by Ashley on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 07:34:00 PST

Honey, I'm Gonna Make it Out Alive

So, on Leno the other night, there was this band called Mercy Me. They were a Christian band. I expected a bunch of skinny white kids singing songs that could be about love, but are actually about God...
Posted by Ashley on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 07:34:00 PST

I Wanna Swim Away, But Don't Know How

I think that the reason we started to make music was so that, one day, there could be a song like "Snakes on a Plane (Bring It)." It's simultaneously the best and stupidest thing ever. I love it. I'm ...
Posted by Ashley on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 08:13:00 PST

Today Was the Best Day of My Life

OYFG, CAPTAIN HOOK TOUCHED ME WITH HIS HOOK! And not inadvertent, like the last time! He did it to get my attention! OYFG, swoon. Also, before he touched me, I had a stomach ache, but after he did so,...
Posted by Ashley on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 08:02:00 PST

Everything is Quite Alright

Okay. For some reason, it's warmer on the first floor than it is on the second floor here. This is... slightly disorienting. Hooray! It's going to be relatively cool temperature-wise for the next ten...
Posted by Ashley on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 12:11:00 PST

Get Up, Before You Lose Touch

The Park Center message board on MySpace makes me ashamed to say I go to that school. Wait. That's not true. It makes me even more ashamed to say I go to that school than I was before. I didn't even k...
Posted by Ashley on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 08:02:00 PST

Shake-a Shake-a Baby Jesus

Yes! It stormed! No humidity for quite some time, and I won't have to sit at work in fear that the storm will come through and destroy the place! Ah, life is wonderful. You know what else is wonderfu...
Posted by Ashley on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 10:49:00 PST

Don't Take Your Cock Out in the Kitchen

Ah... If I had woken up about an hour earlier today, I could've watched the entire second season of Rescue Me today. But, I didn't, so... The end. I reached 5000 views today. Hooray. Caralin fell as...
Posted by Ashley on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 08:19:00 PST

X Amount of Words

At my dad's house right now. Where it's all nice and cool and all that jazz. Sure, my dad doesn't have cable, a computer that doesn't belong to Liana, and it isn't located near a gas station. But, it'...
Posted by Ashley on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 06:34:00 PST