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MR. HESSELTINE

LIVE LIFE LIKE THERE IS NO TOMORROW...GET UP N STAY UP..

About Me

Hey errrryybody..lol..my name is spencer..in case you havent heard of me..im pretty much a big deal..i jus moved down to Chandler AZ from the 515 - Des Moines IA (which i giv props to the bars bak home for the GREAT drink specials-because there arent any down here..)
A lil bit about me..i like to go out, have a good time..no matter what im doin..ull hardly ever catch me in a bad mood..hey-what can I say..ima happy person! I like goin to bars and clubs, found a few down here in AZ that im luvin a lil too much… ? (sinister grin…lol) I like bein out on the water..(Ocean, lake..streakin’..it don’t matter..lol)
My fav rapper is 2pac, fav song currently Shop Boyz – Party like a rockstar..cuz..they state only the truth..thats how we like to do it out here in AZ [480 n 602] fav actor is prolly Ryan Renolds cuz he can be funny..cool..tough..funny..what..!? my fav actress would have to be Angelina jolie..damn..shes fine..
U wann know more?!!!!!? MESSAGE ME!
...before i go any further, i have to shout out to all the people that will be holdin' down the sand at the beach this summer..i know im gunn c u all there and im jus makin sure ur gunn be ready for the jet ski's and wakeboarding..THERE WILL BE A SUMMER LONG CONTEST - RULES ARE YOU HAVE AN UN-OPENED BEER TO START WAKEBOARDIN, ONCE YOU ARE UP, YOU MUST CHUG THE BEER..IF YOU GET THE FIRST ONE DOWN..YOU WILL HAVE ANOTHER STASHED IN YOUR LIFE JACKET, START CHUGGIN' THAT ONE..(most people arent that good-i know im not..) but there are the rules and you HAVE to stick by them.. !!! ANNOUNCEMENT !!! APPLE RIVER SIGN UPS ARE NOW IN PROGRESS!
As A LOT of you already know, Apple river is located in Somerset, WI and is roughly a 3 ½ hr drive from Des Moines, I have been there 3+ times and had a BLAST every single time..basically here are the steps that we will go by..1. Get up to Somerset around 7pm and set up tent. (yes we will be camping all weekend so bring a tent w/pillows..)2. CRACK A BEER!!!3. DRINK ALL NIGHT!!!4. Wake up in the AM (whenever really) and float down a (slow current) river w/hundreds of wasted people..(VERY VERY FUN!!)5. Get a shuttle back to the campsite and then crack another beer.!!! Lol 6. Drink all night and get ready to repeat the above steps.. ALL ARE WELCOME TO COME!! !!! NO DRAMA PLEASE !!!
We will be going July 6-8, it is only for one weekend...ALSO we will be closing the summer off with a trip to Apple River also right before school starts.. (prolly lookin at the end of Aug.) but more details about that trip later on in the summer..you will all be getting invitations to both trips.. MESSAGE ME WITH YOUR CONTACT INFORMATION SO I CAN PUT YOU ON THE LIST..THE CAMPGROUND DOES NEED TO KNOW IN ADVANCE SO IF YOU ARE NOT ON THE LIST..YOU ARE NOT GOING W/US..Layout Provided By FreeCodeSource.com - Myspace Layouts

My Interests

And we will start w/the alcohol.. ..BEST BEER EVER!!! (only w/lime)........

I'd like to meet:

hmm....lets see...who would i like to meet, if you know me pretty well i know u could take a great guess...starting with the playas...Tupac Amaru Shakur, i think that partyin with him for just one week straight would be unbelievable, P.Diddy just to party with, i know that they contradict eachother but its all good, the almost famous crew i would pay to meet!!!! no joke, ben and bruce especially....vvvoooot vvvvvoooott, ben knows...lol...(just think of that vvoooot as the euro trip movie when scott(main character) does the robot vvoooot noise) ne wayz, id like to meet snoop dizzle because i would love to be a kite....and now...dun dun dun...for the females, (no particular order) angelina jolie, tyra banks, hooters calendar girls cuz i have a way with hooters girls....lol...um...not gunna get into it, um....i cant think of many more cuz they all want to meet me so thats all i can tellya 4 now...but..if i think of any...ill get back 2 ya.!

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My Blog

Alicia I LOVE you...

so what you are about to read is a message from on of my friends named Alicia, this message is to a certain sumone(who will remain nameless cuz its funny as shit..) this certain sumone called Alicia b...
Posted by MR. HESSELTINE on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 02:28:00 PST

the many diff names of spencer....9's a good one..

1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet and current street name) Tasha Douglas--sry, had a girl dog..lol 2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandfather/grandmother on mother's side first name, favorite candy) Ted S...
Posted by MR. HESSELTINE on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 02:47:00 PST

this is me today...

Just a little bit about me Your gender: Male Straight/gay/bi?: straight Single?: umm..idk... Want to be? maybe... Your birth day: August 6 Age you wish you were: IM IN MY PRIME!!! The color of ...
Posted by MR. HESSELTINE on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 02:42:00 PST

THIS IS SO TRUE!

So i have this joke for yall.....it was produced by Dr. Adam Chapin Jr. III Ph.d...   there is a fly, flyin above a pond...there is a fish in the pond that thinks...."if this fly will drop 6 inch...
Posted by MR. HESSELTINE on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 02:58:00 PST

a HO HO HO BITCHES!!!!

i just want to wish everyone a merry christmas and a happy new year...i was going to go to NYC but now i found something a lil cheaper.....cedar rapids there will be a huge, HUGE fukin rave party that...
Posted by MR. HESSELTINE on Sat, 24 Dec 2005 06:59:00 PST

31 %--see im still a good boy!!!

Body: start with 100% and then take away 1% for everything you've done on this list and then repost with the % you have left. -Felt someone up and/or been felt up. -Laughed so hard something came out ...
Posted by MR. HESSELTINE on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 01:00:00 PST