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ol' Super Tooth

When you go to the Zoo make sure someone you are with has a sweet purse....

About Me

I can leap tall sandwiches in a single bound. One time my mom sent me to fat camp and when they served lunch I went nuts and pigged out and they sent me home. I like to sit on chairs, couches will work too. In fourth grade I stole my uncle max's toupee and glued it on my face when I was moses in the school play.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Andrew
Birthday: 6/25/79
Birthplace: canton,IL
Current Location: Lewistown
Eye Color: green
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'9''
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Anglo Saxxon, italian, peasants
The Shoes You Wore Today: Blue suede
Your Weakness: being human
Your Fears: the enevitable end of all that I care for
Your Perfect Pizza: tomato an green pepper
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: prevent forest fires
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: it would be: N/A
Thoughts First Waking Up: mother fuck..... mother fuck....etc
Your Best Physical Feature: the back of my right knee is a show stopper
Your Bedtime: horrible
Your Most Missed Memory: too many
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: I barf in places like these' general direction
Single or Group Dates: Are we talking fun people or teeth pullers
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: not much for tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla with chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino
Do you Smoke: usually only when I drink, so quite a bit I guess
Do you Swear: conversation is typically so dull
Do you Sing: very poorly only for a laugh
Do you Shower Daily: twice
Have you Been in Love: yes, quite emotionally brutal, that love shit
Do you want to go to College: have
Do you want to get Married: potentially yes
Do you belive in yourself: in some aspects
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: not too bad
Are you a Health Freak: sometimes
Do you get along with your Parents: asi asi
Do you like Thunderstorms: fucking A right do I love thunderstorms
Do you play an Instrument: I play some drumkit. good sober high
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: sure
In the past month have you Smoked: hand is raised
In the past month have you been on Drugs: lets be serious now
In the past month have you gone on a Date: why no, no I have not
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: hells naw
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: sure haven't
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: suprisingly no.
Ever been Drunk: exceedingly
Ever been called a Tease: once, that was quickly alleviated
Ever been Beaten up: took a couple solid beatings in my day
Ever Shoplifted: can you say big corporations kiss my ass
How do you want to Die: 6 million ways choose one
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A mother fuckin astronaut or a wildabeast
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy- Rome,naples,florence, venice,
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: any
Favourite Hair Color: any
Short or Long Hair: not butch
Height: not a behemoth
Weight: ''
Best Clothing Style: anything a girl can feel confidant in is hot
Number of Drugs I have taken: quiet whispers
Number of CDs I own: all digital ma'am
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Way too fucking many
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My Interests

Universal Vibrations

I'd like to meet:

Rachel Bilson, Carmen Elektra, Eva Mendez, Barney, Moe, and Carl from the Simpsons, Dick Van Dyke, John Bonham, JG, Any bears that are out there; you know i'm down, black, grizzly, polar, panda shiyit all you bears know I don't discriminate, you mother fuckers some funny ass shits. Big bird would be cool, that bastard Mr. Snuffaluppagus you know that wooly ass fuck is down to smoke a blunt, and blast screwdrivers up that kick ass trunk. Thats all fine and dandy, but I'd really just like to meet a cool down to earth chick that can tolerate a bit of silliness.

Music:

STS9, The Grateful Dead, Zeppelin, SCI, The Allman Brothers, Sublime, Sabbath, Hendrix, Medeski Martin and Wood, Lotus, JGB, RHCP, Dr.Dre, Girl Talk, Daft Punk, Justice, STP, The Black Crowes,The Black Keys, The Budos Band, The Who, Sharon Jones and The Dap Kings, Mark Ronson, The Clipse, De la Soul, Bob Dylan....any Blues, classic jazz, i like to hear things ive never heard before...experimental instrumental electric jazz funk is my favorite groove. Pretty much anything but contempory country and most TRL hip hop

Movies:

Any early works by Robert Deniro or Al pacino. Martin Scorsese is down to make a good flick. Billy madison, The big lebowski,Caddyshack, ghostbusters, goonies, the junglebook, spirited away, monty python and the search for the holy grail, pulp fiction, from dusk till dawn, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, forest gump, Terminator 2, bloodsport, the boondock saints, karate kid, lionheart, rad, napoleon dynamite, to name a few

Television:

seinfeld reruns, the office (british version), the real world, family guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Home Movies, south park, daily show, colbert report, history channel, conan o'brien, the soup, arrested development, reno 911, metalocolypse, squid billies.

Books:

Interpreting Other Peoples Fits, Ur Mom and Her College Going Ways, Break Yoself by Ice Cube

Heroes:

Jerry Garcia, Art Blakey, John Bonham, Keith Moon, Kurt Vonnegut Jr.,Richard Pryor, and Our Good Lady Mother Nature.

My Blog

What the hell is that sampled from?

So I'm taking the bus, and I'm sitting there and this guy, this fat man, says to me, hey, do you think I'm fat? Well, long story short, I told him that he was.
Posted by ol' Super Tooth on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 03:58:00 PST