Baron Von Shoes - ProfilesArchive

About Me

"I sat by the ships, a useless burden,
though there are better in Assembly-
so may this strife of men and gods be done with."
- Achilles

I smoke a lot of hookah with my roommates while making fun of the animals on animal planet. Yes, I am a real baron.

My Interests

History, pog strategy, music, books, pokemon, magic the gathering, and movies... lots of movies.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet a person that can prepare a ramen so it doesnt taste like shit.

Music:

Lord Buckley, Aesop Rock, Eyedea and Abilities, Creedance Clearwater Revival, Operation Ivy, The Beatles, Streetlight Manifesto, The Hippos, Common Rider, Dance Hall Crashers, The Specials, TSOL, Buck-O-Nine, The Briefs, Against Me!, The Mutiny, Agent Orange, Guttermouth, Blues Traveler, Cab Calloway, Lynryd Skynrd, Rancid, Wu Tang, Dr. Dre, Beck, Nas, Less Than Jake, DMX, Social Distortian, Mad Caddies, Westbound Train, Louie Armstrong, The Transplants, Sublime, Tim Armstrong, Atmosphere

no emo

Movies:

Fight Club
Goodbye Lenin!
Tremors
Star Wars
Mall Rats
Clerks
Batman Begins
Batman (Micheal Keton, Jack Nicholson)
Office Space
Sin City
Spider-Man 1 & 2
X-Men 1 & 2
The Punisher (2003)
The Machinst
Versus
Enter The Dragon
Army of Darkness
Casshen

Television:

Pure Pwnidge, Family Guy, Scrubs, Rome, Cinematech, CSI, Futurama, Rocko's Modern Life

Books:

Frontline Pakistan
Ravnica: City of Guilds (yes, seriously)
The Iliad
The Oddessy
The Civil War by Julius Caesar
Hackers Manifesto
Frankenstien
Dracula
The Graduate
Moby Dick
The three musketeers
20,000 Leauges Under The Sea
Lord of the rings trilogy
The Invisible Man
Alice in Wonderland
The Bottled Imp
The Republic
Dune
The Legend of Sleepy Hollow
No Exit
Machbeth
Hamlet
Romeo and Juliet
A Clockwork Orange
1984
One Flew over the Cuckoo's nest
On The Road
Pawn Of Prophecy

Heroes:

Lord Buckley
Boba-fett
Euripides
Alexander The Great
Ptolemy I
Socrates
JFK
RFK
Aristotle
Lucias Verinus
Sub-mariner
The Flash
Human Torch (1939)
Two-Face
The Joker
Darth Vader
Rod Serling
Jesse Michaels
Tim Armstron
Alex Ross
Joe Strummer
Seth Macfarlane
Stan Lee
Chewbacca
Han Solo
Lewis Carol (minus the pedophilia)

My Blog

the baron and you ep5

what did you do today in class?i wrote my name in meat. 3d meat.
Posted by Baron Von Shoes on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 02:27:00 PST

the baron and you ep4

so i came on here with intent on telling you how amazing the band i am listing too is. but you know what? you dont get the pleasure of understanding my utter fondness and total enjoyment of this band....
Posted by Baron Von Shoes on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 12:25:00 PST

the baron and you ep3

alert! everything is normal. i dont want to do homework or go to school. i did however beat crysis. i knew it was the aliens all along. i took 4th in a magic tournament on saturday. i played some top ...
Posted by Baron Von Shoes on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 09:40:00 PST

the baron and you ep2

next stop: arizona.
Posted by Baron Von Shoes on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 07:52:00 PST

the baron and you ep1

good news, i am now an offical baron of sealand.my first order of business is the proclamtion of awesomeness as follows, "I am awesome."my second order is to clarify my the usage of my bestowed title....
Posted by Baron Von Shoes on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 04:21:00 PST

dirtyshoes and you ep45

my copy of road to perdition is missing. i really really miss it. i suspect that you have stolen it, so just confess and give it back. that or get me a new one for my birthday.we are at 7 days until u...
Posted by Baron Von Shoes on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 09:44:00 PST

dirtyshoes and you ep43

this just in,i am almost 21.hopefully i wont spend all night in detox like nathan did and wake up with a questionable cut above my butt..
Posted by Baron Von Shoes on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 12:25:00 PST

dirtyshoes and you ep42

things i find uninteresting:math and programmingguess what kind of class i am in? thats right! BORRRRRRRRRRRED
Posted by Baron Von Shoes on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 01:47:00 PST

dirtyshoes and you ep41

nothing beats kicking a projects ass in a serious sit down.nothing beats render times that are a second long. i guess its mostly that my render times on my last project were 2 minutes per frame. ...
Posted by Baron Von Shoes on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 02:14:00 PST

dirtyshoes and you ep40

good news. i now have a 3rd degree burn on my cheek and nose. my eyebrows also got singed. and i have blisters on my lips!i made some bad choices involving fire and alcohol last night.
Posted by Baron Von Shoes on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 12:44:00 PST