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My first gay porn...

...involved grapes, pubic hair as ropes, and the movie Deliverance. You gotta see it.
Posted by dp on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 03:04:00 PST

I am totally watching "Are You Afraid of the Dark"

and you are totally jealous.
Posted by dp on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 05:55:00 PST

I wish I had insomnia. I would get a lot more accomplished

I find it's best to hinge my success on something that is completely out of my control. That way, when my success turns out to be failure, I'm the last person to blame.
Posted by dp on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 02:01:00 PST

i sorta take it back.

i guess marcel duchamp is cool in my book.
Posted by dp on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 07:18:00 PST

Mine eyes hath seen the light.

And the Glory of the Lord.And Salvation does not lay in the hands and heart of Marcel Duchamp, one "minor French artist."All my life I have been lead astray-- chasing rabbits down toilet bowls-- and m...
Posted by dp on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 12:57:00 PST

I really don't hate Jews.

no... really. I don't. It's called a joke. fucking laugh. or don't laugh, i don't care. i don't really believe jews need jesus. they might be in dire need of a fashion overhaul, but their spiritual be...
Posted by dp on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 07:50:00 PST