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Hell on a Biscuit

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Sometimes shit gets you down, but then you gotta remember, there's things around which make life good: beautiful women, good food, Shiner Bock, and a smooth-running Ford Y-Block...

My Interests

Music, cars, and good times, both the real kind and the show with Jimmy Walker. DYN-O-MITE! I'm driving/building a 1957 Ford F100. As for music...man, I just can't get enough of it. Love listening to it, playing it, singing really badly along with it....all that shit.

I'd like to meet:

Whoever thinks my truck is a sexy bitch. You hear me right. If my truck = sexy bitch, then you just let me know, ok?

Music:

I listen to so much stuff it's hard to list. Here we go - Old school country, rockabilly, psychobilly, punk, some tejano, some rap (like Cypress Hill

Movies:

American Graffitti, Indiana Jones: Raiders of the Lost Ark, any Indiana Jones, Swingers, Made, U-571, Great Escape, Bullitt, Gone in 60 Seconds (I like the original best), The Magnificent Seven, Unforgiven, Super Troopers, Club Dread, Chasing Amy, Mallrats, Clerks, The Village, Sixth Sense, Signs.

Television:

Band of Brothers, all Adult Swim except the anime crap, Boston Legal, the original Batman series, Looney Tunes, Monk, Malcolm in the Middle, Drew Carey Show, Lost

Books:

The History of Hot-Rodding, Harley Davidson: 190?-Present,

Heroes:

Steve McQueen, Patton, the 36th Infantry division, Kosciuzko, Audie FUCKING Murphy.

My Blog

Next time anyone says all Iraqis hate us...

http://www.memritv.org/Search.asp?ACT=S1
Posted by Hell on a Biscuit on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 11:48:00 PST

The Cowboys

So....my beloved cowboys lost to the @#$%@$%@#ing Detroit Lions on New Years Eve.  My kickass girlfriend bought tickets for my present on the 13 yard line about 5 feet from what shall be known fo...
Posted by Hell on a Biscuit on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 05:59:00 PST

Happy Time Texas Trivia

HAPPY TIME TEXAS TRIVIA!Everyone knows that the Texas revolution was fought by Anglo Texans and Hispanic Tejanos against the MExican Central Government, but did you know:One of the men who died at the...
Posted by Hell on a Biscuit on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 09:11:00 PST

Puzzle Time

Haha!  Thanks to my countless hours of browsing random people that I'll never meet nor care about in any way shape or form, I've come upon something ENTERTAINING! ENJOY, my PUPPETS! ...
Posted by Hell on a Biscuit on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 01:36:00 PST

SPORKBREATH LYRICS! (NEW)

SPROKBREATH   TACOS TACOS TACOS (kickass screaming) TACOS BURRITOS ENCHILADA! I EAT THE SPORK SPORKBREATH YOU ARE MANGLED CHORIZO YOU ARE DEAD DEAD DEADSKI PORK! DONKEY MEAT! SPORKBREATH   T...
Posted by Hell on a Biscuit on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 02:32:00 PST

Prospective BABYGRINDER track list

BABYGRINDER!!!!!?!?!?!??!@?#?!$!^!@#%!! 1. HELL ON A BISCUIT 2. MEAT PUPPIES MAKE FOR A GOOD SNACK 3. SPORKBREATH 4. SPIT OUT THE DEMONS (USE MY SPONGEBOB TOWEL) 5. BABYGRINDER (THE RECKONING) 6. THE ...
Posted by Hell on a Biscuit on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 12:43:00 PST