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Mike

Let's get fucked up, and make some bad decisions

About Me


So u wanna know about Mike Huh? I could reach down deep and really show you the real Mike but Who could really tell you the TRUTH about themselves by typing it out??? I guess ill just tell you what I DO know about myself... I dig competitive embroidery. and happen to also be a sucker for cross-eyed chicks! A busted up grill is one thing, but theres nothing like fighting with your girlfriend about who shes starin' at cuz u can't tell if she's looking at you, or the guy just to the left of you. (sorry im shallow, or is it ignorant?) I'm easily entertained with a couple of beers, and cheap thrills. Oh, and also up and coming "Boy Bands", cuz there's nothing more exciting than a bunch of guys singing like girls and acting super GAY. Don't get me wrong, I don't have a problem with homosexuality, I'm just not a big fan of watching a couple, or even several (in some cases), guys kiss on the lips...Not my style really, anymore. I'm currently in training to teach kids how to Party like Rock Starz. I learned at an early age with all my boyz, and intend to pass on the knowledge I possess. I have more fun than I probably should have, but I just follow a quote I once heard from my grandpa: "U only live once, Bitch". It was kinda inspiring so I felt obligated to live by it. I have a passion for my Dirtbike, Snowboarding, Wakeboarding, and anything, or anyone, that grabs my balls in the right way ;). I guess Its all about having fun and laughing as much as u can these days, so come try it with me. We're too young to let shit pass us by, so lighten up, and take a chance, or you'll end up wishin you had as much fun as your friend, Mike Morrell...Bitch :)

My Interests

WATCH YOUR THOUGHTS; THEY BECOME WORDS... WATCH YOUR WORDS; THEY BECOME ACTIONS... WATCH YOUR ACTIONS; THEY BECOME HABITS... WATCH YOUR HABITS; THEY BECOME YOUR CHARACTER... WATCH YOUR CHARACTER; IT BECOMES YOUR DESTINY... -Frank Outlaw What else interests a young man like myself, more than Girls? Honestly? But I will say their not the only thing to do... Snowboarding, Ridin the Moto, Wakeboarding, and finding anything else to ride, slide, or glide on, is my style.

I'd like to meet:

Are we talkin girls here, or Heroes? If its Heroes, I'm thinkin Hulk Hogan cuz that Krazy redneck wuz damn near my first Hero! If it's girls, It'd have to be a little Hottie that could make me laugh. If you got the skillz to make me laugh your in. No specifics on description except ya gotta have all your teeth! Sorry Grandma! Oh yea, I do admire a sweet ass so if your packin, I'm slappin!..........Id also like to meet the godfather of Reggae. The one who brought forth the foundation of music that I love, and inspired the many bands that followed. Reggae, Reggae Rock, Drum N Bass, Funk, and feel good flows were all derived from this genre. I love, the love of the music. Those who listen know what I'm talking about (AND I DON'T MEAN EMO ROCK!) I'd also love to meet my maker. God. You gotta know you AND your world is TOO complex to just have "happened". Respect what you've been given, and know it is a gift from something bigger than your mind can fathom.Heres all my loved ones that I have actually seen naked at one point in time :) Lovin the old school!!