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About Me

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So does anyone else feel like this section is like a weird personal ad? I mean, I feel like I'm supposed to mention my dimensions, sex preference, coloring and blood type. These new fangled ways of meeting people through a random collaboration of cables and imaginary super highways still kind of freak me out and reminds me that we are possibly living in the end of days. Ok maybe not that dramatic or desperate but somewhat insane all the same.I am completely entertained by the notion that myspace.com has taken over the world. I mean, this is how musicians are discovered, old flames re-ignited and new friends made. Lives are changed on here damnit. But I can't help but wonder if all these technological advances aren't rotting our abilities to meet people in the a world outside of the safety of our internet bubbles. Thoughts?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

your mother.ok, I love your mother jokes. Seriously, there is nothing better than saying "your mother" to someone unaware of the joys of your mother jokes. Try it today. It's a great way to make friends and influence others.

My Blog

I Heart the Shoals

(For starters, has anyone seen the billboards trying to tell you to buy the shirt? We have not only stolen an idea from NYC but we have also plagarized the milk ads by saying "got the shirt?" Apparent...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 10:00:00 GMT

yard retarded

So, as many of you know, I have bought a house. I love my house. It's beautiful, perfect and I feel so lucky. BUT Any of you who know me well, know that I am not so swell at keeping living things ali...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 22:24:00 GMT

its amazing. really.

so, i am going to a wedding this weekend. it's a good friend of mine from high school and its 7:00 on saturday night so its going to be really dressy. and, again, i have no date, can't find an outfit ...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 17:20:00 GMT

too much to ask?

so, as southerners we feel that we all were born to be matchmakers. true story. almost everybody has tried to set up their friends at one point or another. now, i am a good matchmaker. i have even had...
Posted by on Thu, 10 May 2007 00:34:00 GMT

the single girl vs. the bouquet toss

Most people believe that being single is a tragedy. That you are missing out on one of life's great adventures. That you are not attractive or desirable if you are single. That you have a major perso...
Posted by on Mon, 07 May 2007 16:46:00 GMT

Common Sense, Peanut Butter and Sex Toys

Ok, so I am on a huge ranting soap box. When the h e double hockey stick did common sense become such a rare commodity? I mean, it seems to me that common sense has been so far removed from our everyd...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 21:20:00 GMT