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Me 08'

beermesoon

About Me

I like to throw fireworks out of moving vehicles. I can't wait for football season so I can watch the birds on sundays again, sometimes I miss being a pizza delivery guy, haha I'm just kidding, sort of. I have never seen two homeless people fight but I think it would be cooler if they weren't fighting for money, you know? Like for example, if they were having some sort of territorial dispute, over a dumpster or something of that nature, that would be truly exciting to watch. Also I don't like clowns, I don't need them to make me smile and most of the clowns I have seen were drunks anyway, that explains the constant smiling. Clowns, vigilant bums, I know I am missing something....... oh yes, if you are a guy, and you are hanging out with your friends, you should know better than to acknowledge a rainbow in the sky and point it out. I know that sounds so "common sense", but there is a reason I make mention of this so be patient with me. Thats all, thank you for letting me waste your time. Oh, and why does everyone all of a sudden seem to be getting married, and having babies, what is this shit? Can you not wait, there is plenty of time, you'd think it was a fucking race or something!

My Interests

interests, hhmmm lets see, getting drunk, and playing poker, is there anything else to do in southern Georgia?
Your Deadly Sins
Lust: 80%
Sloth: 80%
Greed: 60%
Wrath: 60%
Envy: 40%
Gluttony: 40%
Pride: 20%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 54%
You'll die of a yet to be discovered STD. How Sinful Are You?

I'd like to meet:

Jim Belushi, some crazy homeless people, who are vigilant

Music:

theres a long list, its a lot easier to just put it that way

Movies:

Movies, freddy got fingered, joe dirt, anything that isnt that serious, well except for the departed

Television:

I hate reality tv, its not real anyway

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Books:

The Prize

Heroes:

Savanah Georgia, Saint Patricks Day 2008, George, you TIED Griffin in the Irish Car Bomb Contest, I had your back, and when it was proposed that you had lost, you found other means of reassuring us all of your insanity, diving into the pond outlet, while hysterical, was completely distgusting and disturbed onlookers. Poor tourists with nothing better to do looked on as you emerged from the reeds and filthy water. You are my hero, going to all extremes in order to preserve our perception of you.

My Blog

Been a while since the last blog....

Don't rush creative genius, when I wake up in the morning I piss excellence!
Posted by Me 08' on Wed, 30 May 2007 04:09:00 PST

Those lonely nights..

I can still remember those nights at NAS Pensacola, when Chapman would return back to our room from a long night of drinking in absolute hysterics.  Bellowing that evil chuckle and harrassing poo...
Posted by Me 08' on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 08:03:00 PST

Saddam Hussein Rules Over Cell With Iron Fist

This is an article from The Onion(aka bullshit news) but still amusing: Volume 40 Issue 06         ;         &nb.. .
Posted by Me 08' on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 10:41:00 PST

There is always a certain chemistry between friends...

There is always a certain chemistry between freinds.  For example, Sager and Mangin.  Both were born south of the mason-dixie line.  So we know that they both feel the same way about a ...
Posted by Me 08' on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 08:51:00 PST

Who Is Colonel Pig Iron?

Who is Colonel Pig Iron? HA.  Colonel Pig Iron is also known as Christoper Robin Clapp.  What world is he from?  I dont know.  A unique individual who is prone to getting wasted in...
Posted by Me 08' on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 12:29:00 PST

Chapmans oath to freindship

1. When you are sad I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.2. When you are blue I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.3. When you smile I will k...
Posted by Me 08' on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 10:45:00 PST

The night I met Andrew Sager

The night that I met Andrew Sager was the night that I made one of the best drinking buddies that I've ever had.  Andrew Sager is a 22 year old from Tennessee(dont ask me what part, the green par...
Posted by Me 08' on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 09:53:00 PST