Get Your Sexy Name
I TRY TO TAKE AS MUCH PICTURES AS I CAN WITH MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS BUT I STILL NEVER HAVE ENOUGH. HERE ARE A FEW PICTURES OF ME, MY CLOSE FRIENDS AND FAMILY, AND IF ANY OF YOU ARE MISSING THEN WE NEED TO HANG OUT.
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10 REASONS TO LOVE YOUR CURVES:
1. You can wear denim the way God intended: filled out.
2. You never need to show your thong to get people to notice your ass-ets (haha)
3. La verdad: Men love women who eat fried food.
4. Your underwear does not come with it's own body parts. Some women spend hundreds of dollars on panties with silicone butt cheeks, girdles with thigh padding, bras filled with water and other strange things.
5. Love handles are for his protection- your hips are so powerful, he might fall off and get hurt without something to hold on to.
6. Claro, that story your family tells about your Tio Raul's birth- how when Abuelo left for work, Abuela was pregnant and washing dishes. And when he returned home for lunch, she was at the stove making food holding the new baby on her hip, hair perfect and the house clean- might not actually be true, but they DO say that women with larger hips have easier, faster childbirth.
7. YOU BOLDLY DEFY THE LAWS OF PHYSICS- ONLY CURVY GIRLS move from left to right AND up and down when they walk.
8. Curves bring you balance- Big boobs to balance out big heart, big hips to balance out big desires and big booty to balance out, well, everything else.
9. Your curves got you noticed first on the playground and the dance floor, and they will get you noticed long after las flacas stop being noticed at all.
10. No one will ever call you bony, which should be used to describe a chicken.
You Are A Professional Girlfriend!
You are the perfect girlfriend - big surprise!
Heaven knows you've had enough practice. That's why you're a total pro.
If there was an Emily Post of girlfriends, it would be you.
You know how to act in every situation ... to make both you and your guy happy.
You Are Right Brained In Love
Bit of a drama queen
Peacemaker, first to end a fight
Good at thinking up creative dates
Tend to fall in love and get hurt easily
Going with your gut instead of your head
Emphathetic and caring, sometimes to a fault
Good at recognizing patterns in relationships
Been in love many times, perhaps too many to count
Wildly passionate and intense when falling in love
Spontaneous with relationships, going with the flow
Overly visual - can play back past dates like movies in your mind
Roses, love poems, and stuffed animals are a good start to winning your heart
Guys Think You're Easy to Be With... But Not Easy
You're definitely a flirt - and a good one.
But you also know that you shouldn't make a move on any cute guy who passes by.
You save your seductive moves for someone who already knows the real you.
That way, your sex appeal is just part of the whole package.
I'd like to meet:
I would like to meet people who have time to meet me. I would like to meet people who aren’t going to say bad things about me behind my back and try to be a friend to my face. I would like to meet people who aren’t going to put me in bad situations. Basically, I would like to meet me, myself, and I ..LOL!! I’m joking but I’m also being serious because other then suicidal people (no offense to anyone) what person would stab themselves in the back.
Music:
Mariah Carey - The Beautiful Ones (Featuring Dru Hill)
