6 weeks pregnant |
yep thats right i just found out on tuesday Im having a baby
Posted by on Thu, 20 Nov 2008 02:50:00 GMT |
jokes |
A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender can't help but stare at the guy because in contrast to his large muscles, the man has a head that is the size of an orange. The ba...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 00:32:00 GMT |
LMAO |
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. "I'm sorry sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 11:55:00 GMT |
jokes 2 |
One day, a family of a mother and two boys, Timmy and Tommy, were riding in their car on the way to church. Timmy leaned over, smacked Tommy across the head, and Tommy yelled out "Ouch you fucking wan...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 05:51:00 GMT |
more funny jokes |
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic. "Why?" asks the father. "The teacher asked: 'How much is 2 x 3?'" says Little Johnny, "And I said '6'." "But that's right!" "Then ...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 05:46:00 GMT |
tattoo’s again |
ok so i now have three tattoo's. i have an idea for my forth and i am searching to find the big tattoo that is going to go on my back. i am addicted to ink and hope to become an apprentice a...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 07:27:00 GMT |
tatoo |
I just got a new tatoo and it looks freakin awsome i love it. it is a black rose of course with drops of blood dripping down. this guy did a great job and i'm gonna get him to do my next tatoo. don't ...
Posted by on Tue, 22 May 2007 21:32:00 GMT |
sex jokes |
MEN have 2 heads and WOMEN have 4 lips The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%. Suck a dick and save a smile... If u have sex 365 times a yr and u melted down all da c...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 11:38:00 GMT |
funny |
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?DoughnutsWhy is air a lot like sex?Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.What do you call a smart blonde?A golden retriever.
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Posted by on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 17:52:00 GMT |
