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Chris

cmohn

About Me

All you need to know is that I am the shit..... =)Here are some random pictures I found on my computer from over the years... http://cmohn.myphotoalbum.com enjoy.

My Interests

I am only interested in taking over the world...

I'd like to meet:

I would really like to meet the men that created my space and facebook, and when I saw them I would punch them straight in the eye for providing me the opportunity to waste hours upon hours dickin around on this shit. That is all... for now at least.

Music:

little this, little that.. Pretty much anything except crazy techo and screaming shit. Mostly country, punk, rap, and whatnot...

Movies:

Couple of favorites off hand: gladiator, girl next door, any jim carey movie, Christmas vacation, any movie nick cage is in, national treasure, and my current favorite (besides r kelly's trapped in the closet) Wedding Crashers... And here is my favorite quote from that movie.... priceless and so true.... and no, I did not type this all out. I found it on the internet.
"I apologize to you if I don't seem eager to jump into a forced, akward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, wondering Do I have food on my face? Am I eating, am I talking too much? Are they talking enough? Am I interested? I'm not really interested. Should I play like I'm interested? But I'm not that interested. But I think she might be interested. But do I want to be interested? Now she's not interested. So all of the sudden I'm starting to get interested. And when am I supposed to kiss her. Do I have to wait for the door cuz' then it's akward. It's like "Well, goodnight." Do you do like the ass-out hug? Where you hug each other and the ass sticks out because you're trying not to get too close. Or do you just go right in and kiss em' on the lips? Or you don't kiss em' at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering , "Are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions?" And perhaps play a little game called, Just the tip in. Just for a second. Just to see how it feels. Or "Ouch, ouch. You're on my hair." ... Great talk."
ohhh yes... I love it!

Television:

When I get the chance to watch tv its friends, oc, 24, house, football, sports center, myth busters, modern marvels, maybe a little history channel, and last but not least..... game show network... =)

Books:

ummmm besides textbooks, ive currently read choke, all of dan browns books, about 80% of grishams books, playboy, espn magazine, oh yeah and I just looooove daniel steele books...... hahaha not! shes worthless. dont be mad, I know you love her.

Heroes:

my mommy. love you D!