Ladytron - Destroy Everything You Touch |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtqGoHouoE0
Posted by on Sun, 18 May 2008 07:33:00 GMT |
Attorney in a Strange Land or Why Louisiana Wants Me Dead |
Attorney in a Strange Land or Why Louisiana Wants Me Dead I have shaken the portentous almighty eight ball with my very conduct. The Windex® has whirled and the bubbles have settle...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 09:35:00 GMT |
METROPLEX |
A prostitute abruptly stops and stumbles at the apex of a bridge; a confused, unkempt man squints into the sun genuflects on the hot blacktop, making animated entreaties into the receiv...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 18:44:00 GMT |
Double Dutch with the Dendrites Of the Collective Mind |
I have put forth the cipher in my previous email. I am awaiting a response. For those of you who have yet to be touched with the Light, be not afraid the time is nigh.&...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 19:17:00 GMT |
I Have Dokos in My Eyes |
For those of you who have not been apprised, here are the postings of my past three destinations: 1) Forth Worth 2) Ocean Springs, MS; 3) Lake Charles, LA (present location).
I scream the body ...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 18:59:00 GMT |
Texas I Hardly Knew You |
For those of you who have failed to keep abreast of my recent activities (shame on you all), I am doing approximately what you thought I would do after completing law school. That is right,...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 18:34:00 GMT |
Nose News: Not Good News...You Heard Me |
Today I went to the gym to get huge. I walked into the locker room and it smelled bad. It was more than just that standard offensive odor that all men have come to associate with middle school, high ...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 15:53:00 GMT |
The Politics of Prell: The Truth Behind the Curtain |
The Politics of Prell: The Truth Behind the Curtain
The other day I was installing a recently purchased shower curtain. If somehow someone were to have been present an...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 17:03:00 GMT |
On Death |
On Death
I believe ultimately the series of events that immediately precede death is uniform in all individuals, though the sum of its parts certainly vary in manner of degree. Whether you are the...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 07:13:00 GMT |
12 Signs of the Apocalypse |
(This was something I did about 6 years ago and just unearthed. I found it moderately amusing.)
12) Barry White shrieks like a woman.
11) Martha Stewart moans like Barry White.
10) A person i...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 18:33:00 GMT |
