About Me
The following is a list of things we hate:YOU. Anyone who goes on MYSPACE. Anyone who goes on Xanga. Anyone who goes on Live Journal. Anyone who goes on Friendster. Anyone who thinks people actually give a shit about their "blogs." Limp Bizkit and anyone who likes/liked them. People who live in southern california and go out and buy a scarf after seeing some model in New York wearing one in january, neglecting to consider the climate in which they live. Light beer and those who drink it. People who list "having fun," "hanging out with friends," "chillin" or "kicking it" as their interests. Vegans. People who put 35 webcam self portraits on their myspace as a last-ditch attempt to attract someone of the opposite sex. People who want to meet someone on myspace. when you wake up and have to pee but your girlfriend is in your room and you don't want to get up because your parents will see that she spent the night but you have to pee so fucking bad that you pee in a water bottle and put it under your bed for a few hours until they leave. People who list the books that they had to read for high school in the book column, hoping to come off as "intellectual." Brahs. Parties and people who attend them. Lifted trucks and those who drive them, ride in them, want them, used to have one, or are planning on getting one. People who ride dirtbikes or quads, or motorcycles of any sort. People who think of what other people will say when they're getting dressed. People who like pop music. Anyone who watches MTV. Anyone who likes cheesy movies. People who go to glamis, the river, or any white trash motorized vehicle recreation area. People who find kinship with others who share a similar area code/zip code. People who "represent." People who are proud of the county in which they reside. People who use "big words" desparately out of context, hahaha. People who only refer to their significant other as "baby" or "hunny." People who are straightedge. Customized cars and those who drive/ride in/appreciate them. Tattoos and people who have them or think they are cool. Fake mohawks and those who wear them. Metrosexuals. Emo fucks. Anyone involved with the "_______ scene." Anyone who reads Cosmo, Cosmo girl, YM, Seventeen, etc.. People who talk about parties, how much they drank, how hung over they are, or the type of opposite sex member they want to meet on myspace. Anyone who has been, is on, or will be doing the Atkins diet. Anyone who counts carbs. Pop up ads. Sore throats. Diseases. People that wear layers of all black on a scorching hot day. Stupid piercings. Good Charlotte and anyone who likes/liked them. Pop Punk and anyone who likes/liked it. People who call pot "drugs." AnY 1 WhO RiTeS LiK ThiS. anyone who uses "wtf, omg, lol, rofl, ttyl" or any other instant messager shorthand vernacular. Rappers who have their own energy drinks. People who wear surfing brands that don't surf. R&B artists that have their album name tattooed on their chests. Teeny boppers. German people. High gas prices. SCION cars and anyone who drives one. People who talk on their cell phones while driving. Michael Moore and anyone who agrees with him, relates to him, likes him, or has seen any of his "films." People who go to the gym every day. Anyone who has ever asked "does this ________ make me look ________?" Sluts, whores, party girls, dancers, clubbers, bar flies. Cats and Cat People. Anyone who has ever cried or had some sort of ritual after a pet died. Anyone who doesn't find Seinfeld and Office Space hilarious. Starbucks and people that are into that "scene." Bad Drivers. Anyone who goes to church or follows any kind of religion or spiritual endeavor. Anyone who is "enlightened." Hippies. Communists. Nazis. Anyone who is affiliated with ANYTHING. People who like star trek. People who get too drunk. People who get drunk and say stupid shit. Teenage girls taking shots for the first time. Anyone who says "that's tight" or knows someone who does. Anyone who goes to the mall willingly. People who think that living in "SoCal" makes them cool. Anyone who thinks they are cool, wants to be cool, or used to be cool. Bible Beaters. Anyone who doesn't like video games. Anyone who has ever uttered the phrase, "what happens in ___________ stays in ____________!"or knows someone who has. People who watch the Olympics. People who follow sports or play them. Celebrities. Anyone who has a crush on a celebrity. The Rich. The Poor. The suburbs. Corporations. Conglomerates. Mergers. Romantic comedies and anyone who enjoys them. Anyone whose balls are in possession of their significant other. Any girl who has her "man" by the balls. Anyone who doesn't know who Hunter S. Thompson is. Anyone who, when playing guitar for someone, begins with the intro to stairway to heaven. Anyone who thinks led zeppelin is a guy. Anyone who is on a diet, has been on a diet, or wants to be on a diet. Anyone who has a "Silly Boys, Trucks are for Girls!" sticker, license plate frame, etc.. Anyone who refers to themselves as a "Beach Bum." Even worse, anyone who refers to themselves as a "Total Beach Bum." Anyone who goes down by the beach to buy clothes. Anyone who buys new clothes. Anyone who has to wear a suit and tie more than once a year. Anyone who has a job that requires a uniform. Anyone who is in high school. Anyone who hasn't been to Venice Beach. Anyone who has been to Venice Beach and wanted to leave. The grotesquely obese. Virgins. Anyone who's "saving it for marriage." Homophobic men. Homosexual men. Lesbians. Bisexuals. Anyone who has ever used the term "bi curious" referring to themselves or someone they know. Anyone with an NL sticker. Anyone with "dutch pride." Anyone with "black pride" or "brown pride" or any other kind of racial/ethnic/national pride. Anyone who has ever worn designer clothing, wanted designer clothing, or appreciated someone else who was wearing designer clothing. Churches and people who go to them. Anyone who has turned to the internet to find love, romance, friends, etc.. Anyone who ends a sentence with "...Baby!" Anyone who uses the letter 'z' to pluralize a word. Anyone who says in their profile that they "don't like fake people." Anyone who wears shoes out onto the sand. Anyone who thinks that rap beats are original. Plagiarists. Liars. Theives. People who use improper grammar, incorrect spelling, or broken syntax. People who think that punctuation isn't important in written colloquial conversation. Anyone that owns their own bowling ball. Anyone who has ever ordered anything from the television, particularly excersize equipment. Anyone who likes Jessica Simpson, or her little sister, whatever that sluts name is. Anyone who has ever said "fuck the system." Anyone who, on saturday and sunday mornings, gives you a full discourse on what they had to drink last night. Anyone who has ever used "i was drunk..." as an excuse for ANYTHING. Lastly, anyone who makes long ass lists of shit that they hate.......
