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Smart Ass Irishman

War is the only answer

About Me


I edited my profile with Thomas’ Myspace Editor V3.6 !
Just so you know, you are wasting your time if you send me hate mail. I don't even read it anymore. But hey feel free to waste it, its not my time. oh ya and Democrats are the devil! All liberals can kiss my ass
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Lance W. Randall
Birthday: Oct. 10 1986
Birthplace: Madison
Current Location: Oshkosh
Eye Color: green
Hair Color: red
Height: 5'10''
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Cowboy Boots
Your Weakness: Just TOO cool
Your Fears: I fear nothing
Your Perfect Pizza: lots o' meat
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: surviving to see the next
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Too cool to instant message
Thoughts First Waking Up: MAN it is good to be me
Your Best Physical Feature: all of em baby!
Your Bedtime: when ever i feel like it
Your Most Missed Memory: if I missed it, it wouldn't be a memory
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: MacDonalds
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: tea is for losers
Chocolate or Vanilla: icecream sucks
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee sucks too
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: fuck no
Do you Sing: no
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: no
Do you want to go to College: at college now
Do you want to get Married: no
Do you belive in yourself: hmmmmm.....YES!
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: what do you think?
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: this is a dumb question
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: none
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no, they don't come in boxes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: only every girls heart
Ever been Drunk: who wants ta know?
Ever been called a Tease: got called an asshole once. that count?
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: I will live forever
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Army officer
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: blonde
Short or Long Hair: don't care, as long as they have it
Height: don't care
Weight: just not fat
Best Clothing Style: none
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: dont know never counted
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: to regret something I need to do something wrong
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My Interests

guns, guns, guns, guns, poker, guns, and did I mention guns?
Your Birthdate: October 13
Being born on the 13th day of the month should help make you a better manager and organizer, but it may also give you a tendency to dominate people a bit.
You may be more responsible and self-disciplined than you realize.
Sincere and honest, you are a serious, hard working individual.

Your feeling are likely to seem somewhat repressed at times.
You are apt to be much more practical, rational, and conscious of details.
Your intolerance and insistence on complete accuracy can be irritating to some. What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
You Are 100% Republican
You are a card carrying Republican, and a pretty far right one at that!
There's no chance anyone would ever mistake you for a Democrat. How Republican Are You?

I'd like to meet:

My self in 20 years, because that is the only person who could possibly be cooler than I am right now. And Micheal Moore, so I can plant my great big republican boot so far up his fat ass that he has a durango symbol on the roof of his lying mouth.
In a Past Life...
You Were: A Famous Warrior.

Where You Lived: Ireland.

How You Died: Killed In Battle Who Were You In a Past Life?

Music:

ZZ Top BABY!! and you gotta love some killer bagpipe!

Movies:

Cinderella Man

Television:

Dog the Bounty Hunter

Books:

What are these "books" you speak of
Your Irish Name Is...
Ronan O'Conor What's your Irish Name?

Heroes:

My hero is the same as yours, me! And of course President Bush and anyone who wears an American military uniform

My Blog

Last words of wisdom!

Irish people are just plain better than everyone else. ok, I am tired of doing this.  Now go find your wisdom somewhere else ya stupid shits!  I may start again later, but most likely not.&n...
Posted by Smart Ass Irishman on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 04:47:00 PST

words of wisdom 12

man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger
Posted by Smart Ass Irishman on Sat, 29 Oct 2005 10:33:00 PST

words of wisdom 11

  Well I am takeing a day off as far as wisdom goes so *insert funny words of wisdom here* now fuck off, I don't have to please you! YOUR NOT THE BOSS OF ME!!...
Posted by Smart Ass Irishman on Fri, 28 Oct 2005 01:20:00 PST

words of wisdom 10

I am the all mighty Malachi, Bowling God!  LET ME BOWL OR LET ME DIE!!!!
Posted by Smart Ass Irishman on Thu, 27 Oct 2005 05:36:00 PST

words of wisdom 9

The pins don't know that Chad is the only one who will get this, but I don't care Its my blog and I'll write what ever the HELL I WANT!
Posted by Smart Ass Irishman on Wed, 26 Oct 2005 05:32:00 PST

words of wisdom 8

Feminism is the false assumption that feminists are women
Posted by Smart Ass Irishman on Tue, 25 Oct 2005 07:41:00 PST

words of wisdom 7

the best way to change a liberals mind is with a rock.
Posted by Smart Ass Irishman on Mon, 24 Oct 2005 11:36:00 PST

words of wisdom 6

hippies suck!
Posted by Smart Ass Irishman on Mon, 24 Oct 2005 05:58:00 PST

words of wisdom 5

If wishes were fishes, we could feed the world.  But we would all get very tired of fish.
Posted by Smart Ass Irishman on Sat, 22 Oct 2005 09:42:00 PST

words of wisdom 4

I wonder, if they called them sad meals, would kids still buy them?
Posted by Smart Ass Irishman on Fri, 21 Oct 2005 11:59:00 PST