The 2008 Air and Lemonade Cooled Eddie Haskell Entertainment Center
TECH SPECS:
The Eddie Haskell Playing Style Processor!
Enough Said... I SAID! ENOUGH SAID.
Style Processor Configured for:
Huge, Hypnotic, Deep, Danceable Grooves like Crystal Method, Paul Oakenfold, Enigma, Prog/Trance, Bowie(earthling), Billy Idol(cyber punk), 4-On-The-Floor House, Siouxsie & the Banshees, Danzig, (some)Madonna, Moby, BT, XM Radio stations The System, BPM & The Move, and also most DJ's that have Van as a middle name.
Memory:
You want memory? Ha!
"The Eddie Haskell System remembers things it doesn't even remember"-
Test results By The Processing Dept.
HardWare installed:
1972 Rogers 26" Bass Drum
3-Kirtzwell trigger pads
Custom 8.5 x 14" Ludwig Snare
networked to and triggering a custom Roland SPD-20
All assembled on a custom built Chain Drum Rack
Audio Messenger Service:
Behringer PMX 5000 800 WATT MIXER
2 Additional power amps = 2500watts
a bouquet of 15" speakers,Horns, and Subs
Because of the overwhelming, air pushing,ground pounding power of
The 2008 Air and Lemonade Cooled Eddie Haskell Entertainment Center
This version will not grow hair, human or Chia Pet Brand in the vacinity of the speakers.
"Hey! Every masterpiece has it's flaw!" (From Processing Dept's, PR Dept.)
We just can't afford to lose another hair experiment baby until after the hearings.
"no name or department disclosed"
WHAT DOES THE 2008 AIR & LEMONADE COOLED EDDIE HASKELL ENTERTAINMENT CENTER SAY ?
"I don't like beets in my salad...But I do in my music. That is soooooo weird"
~Eddie Haskell
Well there you have it.
The 2008 Air and Lemonade Cooled Eddie Haskell Entertainment Center
This configuration will have you screaming for your Mickey Mouse hands
All information subject to change without warning!
While we are making huge strides forward with the
2008 Air & lemonade cooled Eddie Haskell Entertainment Center some experiments have led to...well that's all we're allowed to say for now.
