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Retch Dempsey

About Me

"He was defeated by his parents. Then, his parents were destroyed by apes. That is how he became the Karate Condor."

-Retch Dempsey historian, Colin O’Donnell

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The apes that destroyed my parents. And, I know it's impossible now, but, my parents. And I guess that if I wasn't him already, I'd like to meet the Karate Condor.

My Blog

Three of Cups!

Listen up, darlings!  I'll be performing with a few other whimsical scoundrels at the Three of Cups on Sunday, February 22nd.  It starts at 8pm and it's FREE, but buy a drink for the love of the Chris...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Jan 2009 22:19:00 GMT

It is my special honor to announce...

That I'll be performing a set together with my very good friend Lucas Lanthier this Friday and Saturday!Friday, November 14th at the Sidewalk Cafe in NYC:  94 Avenue ASaturday, November 15th at G...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Nov 2008 16:26:00 GMT

Reflection...

My solo radio performance at the last "Fits of Depression" was, according to the top brass at the Anti-Steinbeck League (of which I am a member), "adequate".  I have it from several listeners, ho...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 08:12:00 GMT

Fits of Depression

Everyone come to the Pussycat Lounge in NYC on Saturday, May 31st!I will be co-hosting (along with Lucas Lanthier and Jeremy James Thompson) a Depression-era nightclub night called "Fits of Depression...
Posted by on Wed, 21 May 2008 20:00:00 GMT

Defeated by my parents.

I was defeated by my parents.  Then, my parents were destroyed by apes.  This is how I became the Karate Condor.
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 14:01:00 GMT