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My name is Jeph.I'm a San Diego native, still kind of new to Little Rock. I enjoy gourmet coffee, gourmet music, gourmet beer, gourmet cigars, gourmet women, and gourmet hangovers. By day, I'm a mild mannered six sided random number generator operator. By night, I am a supervisor at the Starbucks on Kavanaugh. Also, Fanta is great.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The Fanta Girls. Mostly just to ask them where the hell they're from. I bet it's either Brazil or Delaware. When I think of refreshing carbonated tropical beverages being handed out by a multi-cultural band of scantily clad hotties the two places I think of are Brazil and Delaware.(Delaware of course, was founded by the Brazilians in 1923. Look it up.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jeffrey Thomas Higgins
Birthday: February 7th
Birthplace: San Diego
Current Location: Little Rock
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'0"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Irish/ Mexican
The Shoes You Wore Today: Work shoes (barf)
Your Weakness: Sushi, coffee, boobs
Your Fears: Bugs, a wasted life
Your Perfect Pizza: Mushrooms, olives, many kinds of cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get married, open a store
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: FUCKIN SHITTY CRAP
Thoughts First Waking Up: SMASH THE NOISY THING
Your Best Physical Feature: My hands
Your Bedtime: 2 ish
Your Most Missed Memory: San Diego people
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: I'd rather die thanks.
Single or Group Dates: Not sure.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Passion Tea Lemonade
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: No.............SMUTTY TAINT FUCK!
Do you Sing: Yes
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: In it, yo.
Do you want to go to College: In it, yo.
Do you want to get Married: Going to in July, dude.
Do you belive in yourself: More or less.
Do you get Motion Sickness: No.
Do you think you are Attractive: No.
Are you a Health Freak: HA, no.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love them.
Do you play an Instrument: Many.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Drinking it right now (Warsteiner Dunkel)
In the past month have you Smoked: No.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: A box? Hell no.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Last night.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No way.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yes. The souls of my victims.
Ever been Drunk: I don't think I need to answer that.
Ever been called a Tease: Yes.
Ever been Beaten up: Oh yeah.
Ever Shoplifted: No.
How do you want to Die: Wiffle batted to death.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Your mother.
What country would you most like to Visit: Turkey, England, Russia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Black
Short or Long Hair: Medium
Height: 5'8"
Weight: Don't care.
Best Clothing Style: True Religions
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1
Number of CDs I own: Not enough.
Number of Piercings: Formerly 3, now none.
Number of Tattoos: 7
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I'm sure there's a couple in there.

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My Blog

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I'm engaged.   ....seriously.   Who's coming to the wedding?
Posted by on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 23:56:00 GMT

Your assistance please........

I have begun work on my first large scale musical work. It will be either a modern style opera (Think "Nixon in China") or a sort of modern ballet with a narrator.The central idea of the work is sort ...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 12:40:00 GMT

A few things women need to know about men.

1. If we've done something to piss you off and we don't know, we aren't going to figure it out any time soon. "You know what you did." tells us nothing. 2. No, we are not perfect. Yes, we forget birth...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 23:35:00 GMT

Everyone LISTEN!!!

GO TO THIS SITE RIGHT NOW!!!     http://moohoo.ytmnd.com/     Oh, and I've found a new group of people to viciously attack.
Posted by on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 01:58:00 GMT

EXTREMELY IMPORTANT

Heavy metal is awesome. If you don't like it then you are probably a fascist.  If you are a fascist then that means you are an asshole and people hate you. Listen to heavy metal and the whole wor...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 11:23:00 GMT

My conclusion......

Bacon bits are disgusting when one ponders the true nature of said bit.   If one puts it into context, they are nothing more than meat sprinkles. But you do have to admire the marketing behind s...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 01:40:00 GMT

Things you never knew...mostly because I made all of this shit up.

1) Europeans don't have sex. All Europeans are born from spores. 2) Sex was invented by an American. So were boobs. Do the math people. Stuff that awesome had to be created right here in the USA. 3) T...
Posted by on Sun, 21 May 2006 18:01:00 GMT

The top ten things you should never do but have always wanted to do.

1) Find a random person. Punch him/her in the back of the head. Run away laughing. Repeat as needed. 2) Poop on a sea gull. Scream "HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?" 3) While in a crowded elevator yell "I HAVE RAB...
Posted by on Mon, 01 May 2006 23:03:00 GMT

Disclaimer

Now, in my previous blog I condoned shower peeing. This is fine. I do not, however, approve of shower pooping.  A colleague of mine recently admitted to shower pooping and described to me the dif...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 17:30:00 GMT

everybody does it

So....something just hit me. Tons of people pee in the shower but nobody will admit to it. Think about it. There's a drain, you're already naked, there's water running, you have to pee anyway...why n...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 20:14:00 GMT