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Get this video and more at MySpace.comi'm clumsy yet nonetheless crafty.
i'm finally figuring things out.
i like drawing on ruled paper.
i eat slower than anyone you know, but i will never die choking.
i love milk more than life itself.
i share a birthday with actor William H. Macy.
i was once charged with possession of a deadly weapon (fear me).
i have owned 5 cars, in 4 years, paying less than $10k total. no it's not sweet.
i am cursed.
i am blessed.
i love the truth so much that my quest for it blinds me from it.
i have a problem staying focused on stuffing on thanksgiving is my least favorite part of the holiday after tomorrow row row your boatmeal is good with brown sugarfunkel was better than simonkeys by now should be trained to drive carson daly is a total tool.
you don't know me like i know you.
i am neither leader nor follower.
i feign intelligence for i fear my own stupidity.
i can not stop myself from making puns, and you probably hate me for it.
i could sleep in the woods like rip van winkle if you'd let me.
i love all of you even if you don't know it.
well not you, but everyone else.
i work at an irish pub that doesn't serve irish food.
somedays i wake up and the voice in my head speaks spanish.
si creo que no hay mal que por bien no venga, estaré con dios finalmente.
if i was stranded on an island, and could only have one food, drink, and CD, it would be mini-quiche, Arizona's Mucho Mango, and Jock Jams 4(respectively).
if i didn't have music i wouldn't have anything.
i think laughter is the best medicine, because i'm too lazy for medical school.
i love to sort, count, and stack change.
i found a shark tooth in my back yard when i was younger, but i lost it.
i like the smell of car exhaust, even though it is a pollutant.
i think people who litter are absolute sinners.
i can't believe you read this much.
i read when i can, which mainly takes place in the bathroom.
sometimes i play guitar on the toilet, and forget where i am and stay there for hours.
i had a BB shot in my leg in 7th grade, which is still there.
i am a media junkie. if it comes on a disc in a box, i'll take two, please.
i am more afraid of dimly lit rooms than dark ones.
i will tell you a story if you listen.
i procrastinate. sorry, i should have told you earlier.
i will watch any infomercial you can throw at me, but will only talk trash on it later.
i can't wait to screw with my kids as much as my parents did with me.
i want to save the world from itself, but i can't do it alone.
i can do the harlem shake.
