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Berto

if i was rich, i wouldnt be the man i am today

About Me

what you see is what you get and i might make you laugh in between

My Interests

a good conversation where you keep me interested and not talk about yourself but of something to where we can both fight and debate on a topic and of not what we did last night. i know what we did last night i was there but there are times when i am not there mentally so tell me the story anyways i probably forgot.

I'd like to meet:

i never met my twin. wonder what he is like? i hope we have some differences between us. like i think he would be a midget and skinny and a scrotum the opposite of negitive 2 inches!!!!!

Music:

music comes to me the way i feel. someday i might be listening to something and think that song was crap but the next day i hear it again and experiencing something in my life and say that is the greatest song ever. chumbawumba has that special feeling in my heart.

Movies:

you might say books are ten times better than movies but has a book ever shown you a girl get her ass beat down from a guy saying " shut that cunts bitch mouth before i go over there and fuck start her face". wow i was apalled too but damm was that a shockingly great openng scene to any movie.

Television:

i dont own a DVR so iam usually watching the kenny rogers infomercial of countrys music greatest artist late night and i cant turn it off. other than that i am usually at work.

Books:

didnt you get the memo books are for band geeks or the people who read harry potter. yeah thats right i said it. you dungeons and dragons want-a-bes.

Heroes:

dont really have any heros but do respect people for what they have to do everyday from the trashman who has to pick up all my beer boxes around some dude who past out by the trashcans to the people who have to be nice to everyone because its there job. oh yeah to those people who take advantage of that, the jerk store called.

My Blog

you cant say it until you live it

So i am at work the other day and was walking around taling to people and asking how was their weekend (since i only get one day off week now) i get a little bored.  Pretty typical comments: party, st...
Posted by Berto on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 02:35:00 PST

i am feeling like a little kid

so on tuesday i had to go to work at el arroyo. (in which we were busy because everything else was closed and Katz Deli you need to change your motto because you were closed. Fucking liars) Lots of f...
Posted by Berto on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 08:12:00 PST

another adult beverage weekend in dallas

So this Friday i drove up to dallas to go see the toadies on saturday for the st patricks weekend festival on greenville ave. Well obviously there is a story. It all started when i was driving i had...
Posted by Berto on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 11:35:00 PST