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About Me

Hello There. My name just happens to be Jeremy. I was born underneath a ladder and landed on a black cat when I came out which ran into a mirror which broke and spilled the salt. I like good music. I play Bass and Guitar and from time to time you'll find me toying on the drums or with a piano/keyboard but now I play alot more guitar than anything. I Play Guitar and do Vocals in a Band. So Give An Add:
I also write lyrics, poems and stories. My few close friends are basically all I really have, and my music. I am also one of those nice guys. Anyways, You Can Hit Me Up On AIM At=UltimoAviso
Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice: Machete
Your Favorite Target: Emo-kids
Your Kill Count: 1,567,546,381
Your Battle Cry: "Moo!"
Years You Spend in Jail: 47
How Much Money In Damages You Cause: $283,583,043,508,808
Your Homocidal Insanity Level:: 31%
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My Interests

The Pluses:
+My Girlfriend
+Music(Composing, Arranging, Writing, Producing, Recording, Playing, Listening)
+Power Metal
+Death Metal
+Anything Epic
+Italian Food
+Transcendentalism
+Existentialism
+When People Hang Out With Me
+Jason Becker And Not You
+Ok Maybe You?
+Surreal Stuff
+Speaker Phone
+Travelling With No Destination
+Common Fucking Sense
+Credibility
+Intelligence
+Good Tastes(Both Forms)
+Ice Cream
+All Nighters In A Jeep
+Getting Lost
+Concerts

Now To The Negatives
-Stupid People
-Douchebags
-A Majority of Parties
-Having Heavy Shit Fall On Me
-Drugs/Alcohol
-People With So Much Script On Their Pages That It Freezes My Computer
-Ignorance
-Racism
-Led Zeppelin. Yes Indeed.
-Penis(except Mine)
-Trends
-Popularity
-Being Ditched
-Being Used
-Labelling
-Drama
-When People Hide The Truth From Me
-Vomiting
-Wasting My Time

True Story

I was in a place like this once. Sri Lanka, or formerly Surlan. It was about 3 in the morning and we were looking for 100 brown M&M's to fill a brandy glass or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So Jeff Bet popped his head around the corner and mentioned there's a little sweet shop on the edge of town. So we go. And it's closed. So there's me, Keith Moon and David Crosby breaking into this little sweet shop right. Now instead of a guard dog they got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace. But the shop owner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business really, but we got the M&M's and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show!
Ok, first, I'll access the secret military spy satellite that's in a geosynchronous orbit over the Midwest. Then, I'll ID the limo by the vanity plate ~MR BIGGG~ and get his approximate position. Then, I'll reposition the transmitter dish in the remote truch to 17.32 degrees east, hit Westar 4 over the Atlantic, bounce the signal down into the Azores, up to Comsat 6, beam it back to Satcom 3 transponder number 137, and down to the dish in the back of Mr. Big's limo! It's almost too easy.

I'd like to meet:

Id like to meet Many a musician, popularized or not.

Music:

First and Foremost Comes My Band.

Bands I've Seen Twice
Kamelot
Echos Of Eternity
Hatebreed
Megadeth
Symphony X
Lamb Of God
3 Inches Of Blood
Behemoth
Necrophagist
Arsis
Bands I've Seen Once
Edguy
Into Eternity
Light This City
Soul Sirkus
Sanctity
Epica
Neuraxis
Alarum
Cattle Decapitation
Blind Guardian
The Faceless
Decapitated
Static X
Ozzy
Lordi
Dream Theater
Slayer
Nevermore
Judas Priest
Earshot
Life Of Agony(Not That I Enjoyed It)
Alice Cooper
Ted Nugent
Quiet Riot
Skid Row
Artillery Hell

Heroes:

Why Follow In The Footsteps Of Others When You Can Create Your Own?

My Blog

Yes. Its True

God is the reason we live in dismayIt is his will that this world's sufferingIf we do not believe what you foretellWe can expect afterlife will be hellYou are the one who killed his own sonWe are the ...
Posted by Count Morgoth on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 07:29:00 PST

My (Somewhat) Recent Album List

Heres My Collection. Let Me Know If You Have Something I Should Add Or Want To Trade... Here It Is...
Posted by Count Morgoth on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 12:23:00 PST

The Cure For Addiction, Depression, And Other Assorted Stuff

Whipping therapy cures depression and suicide crisesThe effect is astounding: a patient starts seeing only bright colors in the surrounding worldRussian scientists from the city of Novosibirsk, Siberi...
Posted by Count Morgoth on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 02:09:00 PST

For Some Special Somebodies

Living In Apathy I've Come Across Many Great things, Theese Being Two. OmenRemember you used to stand by my sideBut since you've been gone I've been lost insideI feel I've lost the light of my ...
Posted by Count Morgoth on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 02:22:00 PST

Hey Music Elitists! Heres Something For Ya

For this one id like to start off addressing the whole "musical elitist" aspect. May I offer each of you a nice hefty cup of SHUT THE FUCK UP? Hell, you say your in total support of a band while they'...
Posted by Count Morgoth on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 02:11:00 PST

Let Me Know...

OK. Id love it if you people took some time to think on theese. theres only 10, but id like some thought into theese and some honest answers... mind you ill think nothing that different of you after f...
Posted by Count Morgoth on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 09:14:00 PST

Latest Lyrical Pieces

this one is for that "special someone". the one who i gave everything to in hopes of a future and in return collapsed my world.to rid your body of all its fleshto lay your sould in forever resti want ...
Posted by Count Morgoth on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 12:46:00 PST

Fill This Shiz Out Fer Me

About You:Name:Birthday:Hometown:Grade:FavoritesHobby:Food:Band:So ng:Age:Place To Be:Hero:Concert: Ok. On to the questions. How Well do we know eachother?How long have we know eachother?What Would You...
Posted by Count Morgoth on Wed, 31 Aug 2005 11:22:00 PST

In The World Of Someone As 1337 54U(3 As I

Today At 5:00 pm I Get My Baby Back. My Michael Angelo Batio Guitar Will Finally Return To Its Rightful Place In My Room. Plus It'll Have Some Nice new Roto Red's On It And A Setup To Boot. I Think It...
Posted by Count Morgoth on Wed, 31 Aug 2005 10:48:00 PST

You Guys MUST Read This

No, I'm Not All "Anti-ThisorThat" or any of that stuff but this is really interesting. TWO TOUGH QUESTIONS Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who ...
Posted by Count Morgoth on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST