Hi there peoplez....How the hell are you? I'm Michael. Nice to meet you. You're all really cute. That's kinda my word: cute. I also say "ohkaaaaaay" at the end of like all my sentences. It's very contagious too. Everyone I meet's saying it by the end of the day too....heck even my dogs Wally and Lulu say it after they're done barking. "Ruf ruf, ohkaaaaay!" It's true. I even say it after I pray: "Amen...ohkaaaay!".....Anywayz, I live in Hollywood with my fluffy dogs Wally and Lulu. They're my best friends. They're really cute too. They both should model, ohkaaaay! See? There I go with the "ohkaaaay!"..... I'm an actor, writer, fashion/costume designer, artist. Most of the time though I just feel like a professional couch potato with no drive. Appealing I know. ......I love to eat more than anything in the world. The grocery store is seriously my favorite place to be. I go there and I just like hang out. It's fun...with all the food options there and stuff...it's like Disneyland for binge eaters like me, ohkaaay!!..... I love crossword puzzles because they make you use your brain. If you really want to tire your brain out, do a freaking cross word puzzle. I usually need a nap after one...... I love T.V. and movies.....more than my own life. I would take a bullet for "Dancing With The Stars." It's true, I would....ohkaaay! Good show....I love nice people. They're just the best aren't they? Although really hot bitchy girls who dress well are pretty fabulous too you must admit. You kinda wanna scratch their faces but be them at the same time huh? No? Okay, me either. I need more friends.... like good friends. Friends are gifts. So often, I have no one to hang out with. It's true and I'm like really good company. I'll go to the grocery store with you. I will....I have to give a shout out to my parents by the way for having me and for just being so darn supportive. I'm very lucky. I won the lottery with them..I just wish they would win the actual lottery..... I love "General Hospital"....that's all I have to say...don't judge. I'm going to go now cause "shocker!!!" I'm hungry. I'm thinking IN-N-OUT and then for dessert: a tub of chocolate cake frosting from Ralphs...or maybe butter cream. Can we say "ECSTASY?" Well good bye all you lovely people. Remember to be open-minded and kind. Loves..... Oh here's a quote, my favorite quote of all time I think...."Honey, you're gayer than a clutch purse on Tony night!"- Karen Walker, "Will and Grace"....gotta love that boozin' bitch... I think I would marry her...like for realz, ohkaaay!!!! :) .......Here's another quote that I just read and I LOVES IT!!: "Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous? Actually who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won’t feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine, as children do. We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It is not just in some of us; it is in everyone. And as we let own light shine, we unconciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others." –Marianne Williamson (Isn't that so good? YOU GO MARIANNE WILLIAMSON, MMKAY!!)....................BELOW ARE SOME VIDEOS THAT I'VE MADE...AND SOME I DIDN'T. IF YOU HAVE TIME, CHECK EM OUT! MMKAY!! THE FIRST ONE'S KIND OF SERIOUS (YES, I CAN BE SERIOUS) AND THE REST ARE JUST SILLY WILLY.....
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"I Feel Like A Woman" "Liza With a Z" / "Fruit And Fly" Rap "Puppy Love" "Chatty Cathy" "The Merriweather Sisters"/ "Proud Mary" Part One "The Merriweather Sisters"/ "Proud Mary" Part Two "A Streetwalker Named Desire" "Stakeout" "Mom, We're Gay!" "Cigarette Break" "The History Of The Fruit And The Fly" "Fruit And Fly" Closing Credits "Fruit And Fly" Sizzle Reel "The Notorious J.O.B." Part One (I'm wearing unflattering girl pants, I know.) "The Notorious J.O.B." Part Two (Still got the girl pants.) "Charlie Bit My Finger!" Mommy Diva "You Betta Work!!" "Welcome To My Home....And My Vagine" "Sex Over The Phone" Girlfriend Can Sing....Can I get an "AMEN" and a "MMKAY!" ??? Oh Judy! I'm happy!!! I'm sooo happy!! I love me some Sandra Clark! Mmkay!!!! "Mein Herr" You work it Liza!!! LOVE this girl!! Mmkay! The BRILLIANT Christine Ebersole in "Grey Gardens"!!!! I LOVE HER!
