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Jason

About Me

i will lick batter from my fingers even if it has raw egg in it.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

emaciated celebrities, CEOs, fightersnotlovers, firearms aficionados

My Blog

St. Patrick's

You'll all be happy to know that my local tanning salon is offering a "St. Patrick's Day special". So, obviously I'm going to take advantage of it and have them train a shamrock-shaped beam of radia...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 17:27:00 GMT

Give me a sip of that herbal tea, Moonbeam

Why do hippies love drinking out of Mason jars so much? Come harvest time, do farmer hippies put up the summer's beans and tomatoes in coffee mugs and wine glasses?
Posted by on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 17:54:00 GMT

White chicks

On the bus the other day, a woman was talking to two other women about a black acquaintance of hers. She says, 100% earnestly, "He told me where he's from. I think it was Tobago? Or Nigeria."
Posted by on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 17:51:00 GMT

Animal names in other languages

Here are some animal names in other languages, along with their literal translations into English: Nacktschneke (German - 'slug'): Naked snail Pavo real (Spanish - 'peacock'): Royal turkey Papillon n...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 17:49:00 GMT

lettre à drouin, montréal, février, 2007

"Pour bâtir un pays, Faudrait pas oublier d'inclure Les citoyens des autres éthnies Et leurs cultures" -Lettre à Lévesque, Cowboys Fringants
Posted by on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 17:42:00 GMT

Resolutions - Category: Technology

I have a few resolutions - personal goals, really - that I'm going to try to concentrate on in 2007. Some concern technology. If you're reading this, maybe you should be apprised of the following reso...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 17:28:00 GMT

Excerpts from "True Tales of Nature in New England"

The following stories are from a collection entitled "True Tales of Nature in New England" by Dr. Baxter H. Francis. Francis submitted this work for publication to the Natural History division of Zieg...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 20:49:00 GMT

Thursday - Sunday

Thanksgiving, 10 yr high school reunion, hometown.
Posted by on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 16:55:00 GMT

Memo

I got a new cell phone sometime last winter. It has a feature that I discovered shortly thereafter called 'memo', where you can record little voice messages to yourself. I used to use this occasionall...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 19:23:00 GMT

Reclaiming stuffed peppers - part 1

I was excited to try a new restaurant that opened downtown, a place specializing in 'Near Eastern' food; I think it's owned by Turks. Similarly to Lebanese and Iranian food, you often order many small...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 17:16:00 GMT