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Robyn

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About Me

Mmm...let's see...I'm an RN in the ICU...I love my job - most days...I have to get up SO early but I get to see the sun come up three times a week...I'm trying hard to be a grown-up and failing miserably most of the time...I am slowly learning to not let rush hour traffic make me homicidal - the fact that I'm a terrible driver probably isn't helping...I'm insanely clumsy and tend to not think things through...I have an unhealthy addiction to clever t-shirts and crossword puzzles...I love the ocean but almost killed myself learning to surf...I live with the most amazing man I've ever met and we have a beautiful baby...I had to quit smoking, my favorite thing...but then I started again...I have a thick southern accent - but only when I drink...I ALWAYS run about 15 minutes late...I once got drunk in Austin and woke up with a new tattoo...I love useless trivia and collect quotes...I'm horrible about returning phone calls...I hate being lied to more than anything in the world (except maybe onions)...I am no longer allowed within the city limits of Stanton, TX...I steal the covers and sleep like a starfish...I laugh loudly and hide behind sarcasm......life is good.


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Robyn
Birthday: July 6th
Birthplace: Jacksonville, NC
Current Location: TX baby
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Blonde-ish
Height: 5'4"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Lefty

Your Heritage: Irish and Italian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Flip flops
Your Weaknesses: Dark chocolate and Gerber daisies
Your Fears: Spiders...well, most bugs actually. Gross.

Your Perfect Pizza: Pastrami and black olive...from Luigi's in Midland
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Take over the world
Your Most Overused Phrase While Text Messaging: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: @$&%ing alarm! Five more minutes...zzzz...
Your Best Physical Feature: Hmmm...
Your Bedtime: When I get there...
Your Most Missed Memory: Swimming in the ocean listening to the dophins talk
Pepsi or Coke: Neither...Snapple Diet Peach Iced Tea
McDonalds or Burger King: Neither...Rosa's!!!
Single or Group Dates: Either
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Snapple...didn't we just go over this?
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Both...mmmm...caffeine
Do you Smoke: Yes. Dammit.
Do you Swear: Fuck no.
Do you Sing: Only in the shower, the car, and at bars when I've been drinking...a LOT
Do you Shower Daily: Usually
Have You Ever Been in Love: Not like this
Do you want to go to College: Did it
Do you want to get Married: Eventually
Do you belive in yourself: No..I think I suck..what a silly question
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: Sure
Are you a Health Freak: More so recently...except for the smoking and drinking
Do you get along with your Parents: Most of the time
Do you like Thunderstorms: Mmmm...yes
Do you play an Instrument: I drum on the steering wheel if that counts
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yep
In the past month have you Smoked: Yep
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yep
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yep
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No...dammit
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No..but that sounds good
In the past month have you been on Stage: Not that I remember
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope
Ever been Drunk: A time or fifteen
Ever been called a Tease: Lots
Ever been Beaten up: Once
Ever Shoplifted: Once
How do you want to Die: Just so long as it's not a tire hitting me in the face
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Grow up? No thanks.
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favorite Eye Color: Blue or Green
Favorite Hair Color: No preference
Short or Long Hair: Depends on the boy I guess
Height: Taller than me
Weight: Heavier than me
Best Clothing Style: Whatever you can pull off without looking silly
Number of Drugs I have taken: More than enough
Number of CDs I own: Not enough
Number of Piercings: 3
Number of Tattoos: 4
Number of things in my Past I Regret: None. What fun would that be?
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who juggle. People who know good magic tricks. People who can carry on an intelligent conversation. People who stand up for what they believe in. People who think jealousy is useless and refuse to practice it. People with shitty jobs who smile anyway. People who know how to maintain a healthy relationship, so they can tell me the secret. People who are not afraid to live. People who love their moms. People who make me want to be a better person. People who can drink tequila and not punch someone. People who over-tip...always. People who give good hugs. People who play the piano. People who can share knowledge without being condescending. People who strive to be good at what they do. People with long memories. People who ride unicycles to protest rising gas prices. People who collect things. People who root for the underdog. People who laugh at their own jokes, preferably those who are laughing so hard they can hardly tell them. People who get into fender benders. People who can forgive. People brave enough to eat sushi. People who wash their cars in the rain. Yeah. People like that.

My Blog

The Best Things About Being 25

1.  Being smarter than I was at 14...and 18...and 21. 2.  Being DONE with college.  And by college I mean being broke. 3.  Still being best friends with a girl I met in junior high...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 20:02:00 GMT

You ALWAYS have a choice

Remember, conscious thought is a powerful force; it ripples into realities beyond your preceptual awareness, affecting both physical matter and other layers of life. While a portion of your identity i...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 00:46:00 GMT

All it takes is one.

One mistake to ruin your life forever. One smile to turn a friend's day around. One love to make life worth living. One hug to stop the tears. One laugh to break the silence. One light to purge the da...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 23:58:00 GMT

Beauty Advice

A poem Audrey Hepburn  wrote when asked to share her "beauty tips"...it was read at her funeral years later.For attractive lips:  speak words of kindnessFor lovely eyes:  seek out the g...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 20:27:00 GMT

I'm a sucker for song lyrics

Here's the words to my profile song ~sigh~ Yet another song that makes me stare into space for six minutes after it's over and contemplate what a total disaster area my love life is...luckily I d...
Posted by on Thu, 25 May 2006 03:45:00 GMT

Sweet sarcasm

George Carlin's New Rules For 2006New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy...
Posted by on Sat, 20 May 2006 18:30:00 GMT

Irony of Love

Loving the right person at the wrong time,having the wrong person when the time is rightand finding out you love someone right afterthat person walks out of your life... And sometimes, you think you'r...
Posted by on Sat, 13 May 2006 22:36:00 GMT

Ahh..the annual Midland oddysey

Just returned from my annual drive out to the square..every year I see people that I totally forgot existed and somehow can't be happy about it because I saw them STILL THERE.   Either that ...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 13:52:00 GMT

Maybe the best pick-up ever...

I have always had one favorite pick-up line (it has a great story to go with it of course) but this one is pretty damn close... I'm a pretty cool guy, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 17:39:00 GMT

Crackpots

An elderly Chinese woman had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole which she carried across her neck. One of the pots had a crack in it while the other pot was perfect and always delivered a...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 17:50:00 GMT