They call me KOOCH! i am from watsonville california. for those not from the central coast that is right between monterey and Santa Cruz. i will watch any type of sport immaginable. ive been known to watch lawnmower racing, and enjoy it. The Warriors Giants and Niners are my teams. I go to school at Chico State right now and I have already survived three years, wish me luck on my fourth. I love going snowboarding, especially the little pit stops in the trees to put sumin in the air. I would be happy if I could live in a little log hut somewhere in the mountains and snowboard, listen to music, and play a little puff-puff give for the rest of my life. My dream is to own the San Francisco 49ers, and then have a twelve person hot tub made in the shape of Candlestick Park. Can you say Pimpatastic? I would also like to have a sound track made for my life that followd me around playing theme music in accordance to the mood I'm in. Who really cares though what i want to know is, "who got five on it?" And now I will leave you with a few words from a very wise man, "Live your life to the fullest, but make sure you don't spill the cup."
Your Pimp Name Is...
Dr. Love
What's Your Pimp Name?
StewieDamn it feels good to be a gangsta
A real gangsta-ass nigga plays his cards right
A real gangsta-ass nigga never runs his f***in mouth
Cuz real gangsta-ass niggas don't start fights
And niggas always gotta high cap
Showin' all his boys how he shot em
But real gangsta-ass niggas don't flex nuts
Cuz real gangsta-ass niggas know they got em
And everythings cool in the mind of a gangsta
Cuz gangsta-ass niggas think deep
Up three-sixty-five a year 24/7
Cuz real gangsta ass niggas don't sleepAnd all I gotta say to you
Wannabe, gonnabe, c***suckin', p****-eatin' prankstas
Cuz when the fry dies down what the f*** you gonna do
Damn it feels good to be a gangstaDamn it feels good to be a gangsta
Feedin' the poor and hepin out wit they bills
Although I was born in jamaica
Now I'm in the us makin' deals
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
I mean one that you don't really know
Ridin' around town in a drop-top benz
Hittin' switches in my black six-fo'
Now gangsta-ass niggas come in all shapes and colors
Some got killed in the past
But this gangtsa here is a smart one
Started living for the lord and I'll lastNow all I gotta say to you
Wannabe, gonnabe, p****-eatin' c***suckin' prankstas
When the sh** jumps off what the f*** you gonna do
Damn it feels good to be a gangstaDamn it feels good to be a gangsta
A real gangta-ass nigga knows the play
Real gangsta-ass niggas get the flyest of the bi***es
Ask that gangsta-ass nigga little jake
Now bi***es look at gangsta-ass niggas like a stop sign
And play the role of little miss sweet
But catch the bi*** all alone get the digit take her out
And then dump-hittin' the ass with the meat
Cuz gangsta-ass niggas be the gang playas
And everythings quiet in the clique
A gangsta-ass nigga pulls the trigger
And his partners in the posse ain't tellin' off sh**
Real gangsta-ass niggas don't talk much
All ya hear is the black from the gun blast
And real gangsta-ass niggas don't run for sh**
Cuz real gangsta-ass niggas can't run fast
Now when you in the free world talkin' sh** do the sh**
Hit the pen and let the mothaf***as shank ya
But niggas like myself kick back and peep game
Cuz damn it feels good to be a gangstaAnd now, a word from the president!
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
Gettin voted into the white house
Everything lookin good to the people of the world
But the mafia family is my boss
So every now and then I owe a favor gettin' down
Like lettin' a big drug shipment through
And send 'em to the poor community
So we can bust you know who
So voters of the world keep supportin' me
And I promise to take you very far
Other leaders better not upset me
Or I'll send a million troops to die at war
To all you republicans, that helped me win
I sincerely like to thank you
Cuz now I got the world swingin' from my nuts
And damn it feels good to be a gangsta
