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her most excellency, Queen Melanie

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Family and friends are very important to me, my friends tend to be people I regard as family. I have a quick wit and am 95 % humour, this may be a defense mechanism. I'm a scropio, read into that however you want.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'll stick with the living, because neither corpses and ghosts are much fun: Kurt Vonnegut, Mark Oliver Everett -aka- E, and um, I'd like to find out that one of my parents had a child before they met / married so I can have a half-sibling. My chances of this, of course is very slim since my mom and dad got married at 20 & 21.

My Blog

Its hard to laugh as you choke

Chapter I: I totally don’t want to go to work tomorrow. All thanks to someone being far too drunk embarrassing the shit out of me at a gathering on Friday night. Oh, I have NO problem with me e...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 19:03:00 GMT

No R.E.M, no lovers, but I have schemes.

58 days until I return to the mother state [Philadelphia] - where I will frolic with MB (who I think is the only person reading this - emo tears!) - hunt for Ben Franklin and the likes. I’ve de...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 18:05:00 GMT

Lock your door, you idiot

I nearly left my house without locking the door. I feel quite comfortable in my neighborhood and have certainly done it before. & I can't help but feel its rediculous that one has to worry these t...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 19:47:00 GMT

something more mischievous than the raspberries from grandpa's garden

Art you can drink after: mel's heart-tini.black raspberry liqueur + raspberry vodka + raspberry sour puss = divine
Posted by on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 19:45:00 GMT

Last weekend's visit to paradise...

 to our left: towards Sarnia.to our right: towards Grand Bend.stretch forth.if i won a million dollars, i would buy this land just so i knew it would be protected forever.left unchanged: tree has...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 20:06:00 GMT

ladies love to add me

as marybeth would like me to say; the nadsbians love me.
Posted by on Thu, 24 Nov 2005 19:39:00 GMT

The tragic 1st entry 2005

So, yeah  - like be very proud of me for using this stupid silly thing --- oh look at me, i'm logged onto myspace.com --- I am so hot --- only took me 4 guesses to guess what e-mail i had signed ...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Jun 2005 16:04:00 GMT