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About Me

I'm a Hippy Satan is my God Over 1,000,000 breakfasts served! I kill people I challenge all you "myspace toasters" to a dance off. I'll rock that shit.

My Interests

LSD, Satan, Pornography, Democracy, 5 finger discounts, making your breakfast, burning houses down, killing innocent children, S&M, Smoke, McDonald's breakfast, Bagels

I'd like to meet:

George Washington, well, if he wasn't dead.

Music:

Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs, The Beatles, The Doors, Grey Matter, MC5, Alabama Thunderpussy, Allman Brothers, Bob Dylan, Chuck Berry, John Lee Hooker, Foghat, mountain, Public Enemy, Ray Charles, Slayer, Spinal Tap, Woodie Guthrie

Movies:

Any Vietnam movie in which I can watch little commies get owned!

Books:

I'm a toaster I can't read u big stupid!

Heroes:

Definatley not the toaster oven. That guy's a fag.