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OK, first of all let me try to explain to you how I've decided to present this profile of mine. You'll probably quickly notice that most of the text sections are pretty long (especially in the music section), sometimes to the point of me rambling rather incoherently in them. Let me apologize in advance to those of you who may think my lengthy paragraphs are boring, but I guess that's just my instinctive writing style and I believe since this is my profile it should reflect the type of guy who I really am instead of me trying to portray somebody I'm not. Additionally, in all of the different text sections, I've decided to not only mention the names and titles of the stuff I enjoy, but also add a few more words about each of them as well, to sort of quickly summarize why they've inspired me at some point in my life. If you're somebody who doesn't wish to read those extra words of mine, then the name of each band and the titles of all the movies, TV shows, and books are all in capital letters to make those particular words slightly easier for you to locate throughout each list. If you're the more patient type of human though and maybe even enjoy reading, then you might sometimes find my extra words interesting or possibly even amusing. I probably should also tell you now that you'll occasionally be exposed to some of my current political opinions on certain parts of this profile, because since 9/11 I've paid much more attention to current events than I had before that awful day, and believe I've now acquired a reasonable amount of knowledge about certain issues which I suppose has given me the confidence to sometimes share my thoughts about that stuff here.MySpace Layouts
Now that I've gotten that already lengthy intro out of the way (are you bored yet?), I next want to warn you about a certain aspect of my personality that is immediately noticed by every fellow human who I'm introduced to. What I'm talking about is that I have a certain type of voice that sometimes causes small children to cry and makes stupid people become so scared of me that they actually seem to leek out several drops of pee into their underpants when they first meet me and hear me speak to them. This voice of mine is sort of like a younger, white guy version of James Earl Jones (if you've never heard of him, he's the famous black actor who's mostly known among white people for being the voice of Darth Vader), but my voice probably surprises the average human since I'm not necessarily a very large fellow and subsequently don't really have the stereotypical appearance of a man who would posess such a deep and booming voice.
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Lately the topics I rant and rave about when I'm in this alcoholic state are politically related, like how amazingly incompetant the Bush administration proved to be. I generally consider myself a centrist and a moderate as far as politics go, because on some issues I have a liberal opinion and on others I have a conservative opinion. I tried to be very open-minded about "Dubya" for as long as possible, but I eventually decided that the guy was at least the absolute worst president of my lifetime (and I was born in 1970 when "Tricky Dick" Nixon was our sleazy and scandelous leader), and over the course of his absurd 8 year reign I almost officially concluded that George Junior was even the worst president in US history.
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Thankfully though, we have now officially elected and inaugurated Barack Obama as our new leader, and I'm currently feeling very confident about his potential to maybe even become the single greatest president of my lifetime! Dubya obviously left him with an endless list of horrendous problems to fix though, like two separate wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, the ongoing Israeli/Palestinian conflict, nuclear ambitions in Iran and North Korea, genocide in Darfur, global warming, much needed health care and education reform, an energy crisis, and clearly the absolute worst economic meltdown since the Great Depression! Because of the sheer volume of all this "repair work" that Obama now has on his schedule, we all need to be very patient with him and not expect him to be some kind of "miracle worker" who will have everything fixed within the next year or two, because it's very likely gonna take at least his entire first term for even some of these complex issues to start getting solved. I do think he's proven to be very smart and pragmatic enough to enact the right kind of policies that will start making America great again in the not too distant future, and I'm predicting that much progress will already be visible by the time he runs for his re-election in 2012. He really is gonna need our help though people, and we all just might need to make a few sacrifices at some point in our own lives to help him get the job done. Anyway, that's all the political ranting I'm gonna do for now though, and I've finally said all of what I wanted to say "about me" here. ..Layout Provided By FreeCodeSource.com - Browse Layouts Myspace Layouts + Myspace Graphics