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James

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Water Stunt - what a c**t

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

treasure hunters, kite flyers, anyone putting it down in some sea fisherman chic, young turks, rockabillies, sailors with anchor tattoos, sailors without anchor tattoos, fellow cunts, people who wear shoes (not sneakers), people who cut their own hair and make themselves look ridiculous, anyone who is ridiclulous, anyone with dirty finger nails or chipped nail varnish, young pups, nihilists, the vanguard, pirates, all the modern lovers, underdogs, the pissed on, the geeks, dweeboids, nerds, losers, the laughed at, the quiet, the ignored, the billy-no-mates, the odd socks and the lost mittens, people who don't call their mother enough and feel a tremendous guilt about it....

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My Blog

For France Phillip, FOR FRANCE!!!

It's been a while since a wrote a blog, i'm a very lazy boy There has been quite a lot going on recently, since the last blog i've been to venice, prague and canada and spunked all my money up the wal...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 05:07:00 GMT

The Reading Festival

ok i havent written for a while so let me think of some eventful things that might be of interest in my dull and uninteresting life.....a few weeks ago i almost drowned whilst being stuck in a capsize...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 15:27:00 GMT

Dead

I found a dead bat behind my DVD player earlier, fuck knows how it got there. This is a little disconcerting given the fact that I thought I heard a bat flying around when I couldnt sleep the other ni...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 20:26:00 GMT

Wisdom

"I want people to know that almost everything that concerns them in their daily lives is of no consequence whatsoever. Nothing and nobody is really important so people, realising that, should get on w...
Posted by on Thu, 04 May 2006 13:40:00 GMT

A lesson to be learnt

If you ever decide to steal someones table in a city centre pub when they arent looking then just make sure that that the table doesnt belong to a big scary bloke who is half cut and then proceed...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 04:35:00 GMT

A Lovely Play

"Nick" a one Act playA young lady, DAPHNE, is seated at a small 18th century walnut table in a large Regency era drawing room. She is writing a letter. She is nervous and dressed in pink.The enormous ...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 04:51:00 GMT

Rick James

I fucking LOVE Rick James and I'm not even trying to be ironic/funny HA HA/postmodern/retarded. On another note - Hereford - This is why I rarely go to the town any more and want to move a...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 14:45:00 GMT