Some more blonde jokes |
A married couple were asleep when the phone rang At 2 in the morning.The very blonde wife picked up the phone, Listened a moment and said"How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.&n...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 02:01:00 GMT |
Things have a funny way of turning out |
I've never been a big believer that everything happens for a reason. Until now. For those that know me, know that playing sports, especially softball is what I enjoy the most in life. Recently, I was ...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 04:14:00 GMT |
Come backs for Women |
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woma...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 20:49:00 GMT |
ITS A BLONDE SPORTS JOKE |
> A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game.> They had great seats right behind their team's bench. > > After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. > "Oh, I really lik...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 18:58:00 GMT |
This is so like ME |
Did you hear the sad news? Our team is so bad that our shortstop tried to kill herself yesterday by jumping in front of a car. Luckily in went right through her legs like everything else
Posted by on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 19:42:00 GMT |
You know your a SOFTBALL junkie if..... |
You need a second job (or your parents do) just to pay for gloves, bats, equipment, uniforms, player fees, batting cages, etc...
Your second job is umpiring at softball games.
Your idea of spending ...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 13:44:00 GMT |
Stupid ?s |
1. If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?2. If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?3. If there is no God, who pops up the next kleenex in the box?4. When...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 17:23:00 GMT |
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles |
Take the quiz: http://quiz.myyearbook.com/zenhex/quiz.php?id=13024"> size = "+2">Which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle are You?http://img.myyearbook.com/zenhex/images/quiz3/13024/cach
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Posted by on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 17:28:00 GMT |
I'm BATMAN!! |
You scored as Batman, the Dark Knight. As the Dark Knight of Gotham, Batman is a vigilante who deals out his own brand of justice to the criminals and corrupt of the city. He follows his own code and...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 19:00:00 GMT |
