I am Superman, and I can do anything. I am Malcolm X. I am your own worst daydream. I am into things like your second least expensive bottle of wine, or trading yours for youre's, and using bad grammar to end a sentance with. I ams what I ams. I learn by not doing. I am a kid in a candy store, an elephant in the living room, a fig-newton of your imagination. I have, quite possibly, on of the most disorganized bodies of work. I will take your picture if we meet. I might use it later for comedic purposes. I steel thoughts. Well, you made them so available, it was hard not to. I will drive all the way down the street for you. I might even run form the car to your door. I will only fly if flown to first. I am nothing to do with Jack. My life consists of moments, when edited tightly, look pretty good on paper. I place people I love at the top of my list. I have lists all over my room. On the fridge, on my desk, in the laundry. I will do your laundry if you agree to mix your clothes with mine. I am the president of Cheeseburger in Paradise, I wish! I love people who "get me." I like people who don't. I am here to stay, I am here and there. I am in your underware. Well, it rhymed anyway. I might not be a smart man, but I know what love is. I think I'm sort of smart. I am easily embarased, and will most likley be an embarasment to you at some point. I have a friend in Florida who calls me at the oddest times. She probably thinks I hate her. I dont. I have been nearly around the world, and it looked mostly like Bethesda. America is a very nice place, if you like that kind of thing. I am politically ambiguous, though I tend to sway one way or the other on most topics. I will take your picture if you stand in front of me for long enough. I cant be held responsible.
PS - I'm a blogger now - whatmicah
Dorkopolis 1Dorkopolis 2 - Notice the text in bottom right corner. Is it a sign?