THIS IS WAKEFIELD!!!

drinking, smoking, watching films, taking drugs, partying!! all the usual academic stuff!

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Cletus Van Damme
Birthday: Somewhere back in the 70s darlin
Birthplace: Tuscaloosa, Alabama...Dixie proud
Current Location: Farmington, CA
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right (left when you're not looking)
Your Heritage: White Pride
The Shoes You Wore Today: Boots. They're great for stompin queers
Your Weakness: Southern women and self-preservation
Your Fears: An IAD investigation into my private funds
Your Perfect Pizza: I don't like talking about being offered food. Bad memories...
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Finding Tavon and finishing the job
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Son, I didn't understand a word you just said.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Is my truck (and the stuff in the glove box) still outside?
Your Best Physical Feature: My teeth
Your Bedtime: Antwon Mitchell doesn't sleep so I don't either
Your Most Missed Memory: When I was a good man... Only kidding. I was never a good man.
Pepsi or Coke: High Life
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither. There's not enough money in the register to bother
Single or Group Dates: Single unless you mean more than one woman
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: You fag
Chocolate or Vanilla: White is right...black is whack.
Cappuccino or Coffee: You fag
Do you Smoke: Only when I'm awake
Do you Swear: You gotta be shittin me
Do you Sing: Way down yonder in the land of cotton...
Do you Shower Daily: I'm a dirty cop. What do you think?
Have you Been in Love: On a nightly basis
Do you want to go to College: Nah, I'm street smart
Do you want to get Married: I had planned to after the Money Train, but it went sour
Do you belive in yourself: Myself, the Good Book, and the Southern Way
Do you get Motion Sickness: Why? You thinkin about putting something in motion darlin?
Do you think you are Attractive: Damn right. Have you seen my teeth?
Are you a Health Freak: If smokin, drinkin, and screwin are healthy..
Do you get along with your Parents: They never did want me around. I reckon they ain't changed their minds
Do you like Thunderstorms: I am a thunderstorm
Do you play an Instrument: A Beretta 8045 Cougar F
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked:
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No, but I can get you whatever you need
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No. I'm workin on the Chicita banana now that Lem's out of the picture though
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: There are no malls in Farmington...only drug dens
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I don't go that way
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: You fag
In the past month have you been on Stage: The Strike Team stays behind the scenes
In the past month have you been Dumped: I don't get dumped sister. This is my world
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: We didn't kill Terry!! Wait...sorry...what?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Wow. No comment..
Ever been Drunk: Does the Pope shit in the woods?
Ever been called a Tease: Yeah, and the person who said it is dead...and I don't mean of old age
Ever been Beaten up: Talk to Antwon's goons on that one...then ask them how they like it in the pen
Ever Shoplifted: Small fries my friend
How do you want to Die: Not with a grenade. It's not as quick as I thought
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Gilroy
What country would you most like to Visit: Armenia...good people
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Two
Favourite Hair Color: Blonde, brown, red, or black
Short or Long Hair: 36DD
Height: Two legs
Weight: Athletic with big cans
Best Clothing Style: Trashy
Number of Drugs I have taken: I don't do my own product
Number of CDs I own: Hell, I don't know asshole. I thought we were here to talk about Lem...
Number of Piercings: None...the body is a temple
Number of Tattoos: None, but I'll have a look at yours darlin
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Thanks for ruining my day