I make crappy videos!view my crappy cinematic calamities here:
http://youtube.com/profile?user=scottyphxI also have a bad myspace page that is really fucking hard to read. I wish Family Secret would play another show soon that ISN'T booked @ Jugheads. I'd like to move to Portland.
I think that The Illuminati, George Bush and Satan secretly control the world and are out to get us all :O.
I think Adolf Hitler was really a woman and started W0rld War 2 because of a bad hair day. I see Amy Winehouse as a role model. I think Kurt Cobain was assassinated by the C.I.A. Jimi Hendrix,too. I learned French so I could read Rimbaud,Verlaine and Genet in their native language;and then got drunk so I could read Bukowski in the state of mind he was in when he wrote. I don't read William Burroughs 'cuz I'm afraid of needles ;). My Chemical Romance sound like bad '8os heavy metal to me. Emo is just recycled Goth (any Emo kids who want my old black clothes can have 'em). Pablo Picasso, Salvador Dali and Patrick Nagel are overrated. My five year old niece's paintings are underrated. Jesus could say some cool shit sometimes, but most of his followers suck ass. I think we should end the war in Iraq and just let the Sunnis and Shiites kill each other in peace.
Don't do heroin,and listen to Scroobius Piphttp://youtube.com/profile?user=scottyphx
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