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About Me

T H E C H R I S M A N !


CHRISMAN! w/ his side-kick Really Really Cool Chick!

My monkey-faced ramdog!

Me with Chuck Norris at his home in Oklahoma!

Me with the Man!

Jan. 20th 1862 - Me, Mr. Lincoln, and some douchbag scatching his belly.

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My Interests

An assortment of things...

And this game.

You scored as Soft. You are nice and soft, you love everyone and everyone loves you, while you are fiery or too exciting, you are always pleasant.

Soft


69%

Exciting


63%

Shy


63%

Hot


63%

Wet


50%

Sweet


38%

Violent


31%

Awkward


0%
What is your sexual style?
..
adopt your own virtual pet! ..

I adopted a cute lil' viking fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

I'd like to meet:

Aria Giovanni...

Veronica Zemanova...

Nikki Nova.

And Bea Arthur

Jerry Lewis...

Ice-T...

Little Richard...

The BAT BOY!

Camui Gackt-sama...

Robert Evans...

Stella...

And... FLAVA FLAV!

Music:

All music from the 80s..

Other music:


(Gotta love KISS!), The Doors, Aerosmith, Rage Agenst The Machine, The Black Mages, Tenacious D, X-Japan, Sex Machine Guns, Gackt

(got to love Gackt-sama!)

Run DMC, Flava Flav & Chuck D, MC Hammer, Notorious BIG, etc.

Movies:

Dude thats a long ass list...

Television:

Fairly Odd Parents, Invader ZIM, Robot Chicken, Scrubs, Teen Titans, Reno 911!, Stella, Hogan Knows Best, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Curb Your Enthusiasm, My Name Is Earl, Full Metal Alchemist, Rome, and Everybody Hates Chris. I'm sure there are a few more, but I just can't think right now.

Books:

I have a lot of books that i read. A lot of them don't have pictures. The ones that do are in my bathroom.

Heroes:

I would have to say:
the Flash because he lives his life always in the fast lane.

Boba Fett because he does what he needs to do to get the job done.

The Creature From the Black Lagoon because he knows how to deal with women.

And Moses 'cause hes a badass.

My Blog

Wise Words

Go placidly amid the noise and haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence. As far as possible, without surrender, be on good terms with all persons. Speak your truth quietly and clearly; a...
Posted by The CHRISMAN!" on Sun, 14 Sep 2008 02:15:00 PST

Christianity 101

Christianity is a religion nearly ¼ of the world follows.  To some it is everything in their lives.  To others such as myself, it is a stepping stone into learning why "religion" is the way ...
Posted by The CHRISMAN!" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Top 10 FRENCHMEN +4 of all TIME!

The top 10 Frenchmen +3 of all TIME  are as follows: 1)Andre the Giant (the Eigth Wonder of the World) 2) Jean Renau (greatest actor.. ever!) 3) The Statue of Liberty (you should know thi...
Posted by The CHRISMAN!" on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 09:37:00 PST