God. He's about the only one that matters. ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------ Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin' the breeze.1st Hillbilly: "My wife sure is stupid! She bought an air conditioner."2nd Hillbilly: "Why is that stupid?"1st Hillbilly: "We ain't got no 'lectricity!"2nd Hillbilly: "That's nothin'! My wife is so stupid, she bought one of them new fangled warshin' machines!"1st Hillbilly: "Why is that so stupid?"2nd Hillbilly: "Cause we ain't got no plummin'!"3rd Hillbilly: "That ain't nuthin'! My wife is dumber than both yer wifes put together! I was going through her purse the other day lookin' fer some change, and I found 6 condoms in thar."1st and 2nd Hillbillies: "Well what's so dumb about that?"3rd Hillbilly: "She ain't got no pecker!" ------------------------------------------------------------ ----------------------------------------------------HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIEDOld aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------------------------------------------Pure Country /King of Broken Hearts - George Strait
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