A Quick Acknowledgement of our Helplessness |
I’m not a good writer.That’s okay, though. I just like to move my fingers; think out loud electronically. Type type type type type. Post post post post post. Fill up all this useless blog ...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 22:24:00 GMT |
Universal Standards of Beauty |
Part 3: *****Yeah, that's not the company's real name, but it's going to have to do. No man-made monitor is advanced enough to display this organization's logo; because we can't quite display what is,...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 01:43:00 GMT |
Assembly Line Divine |
Part 2: General Omnipotence Distribution Source [GODS]Or at least that's how I write it. The name of this company is actually an arrangement of probability-exploiting symbols that makes a coherant acr...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 00:28:00 GMT |
Prime Pantheon |
What drives all universes? What, other than Superadon Kama Sutra itself, stands above all things? What all-encompassing omni-omni [omni] corporations rival the First Orgasm on that most important and ...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 15:58:00 GMT |
Net Gain |
So I had sex with the stock market.She's not as businesslike and superficial as I would have thought. She's actually very warm and spontaneous. Also: incredibly misunderstood. Lots of people blame thi...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 21:45:00 GMT |
The Rape of Probability |
Somewhere out in the ridiculous infinity of the many voids, some multi-universe-sized giant is having sex with some other multi-universe-sized giant, and neither of them know anything about it. This s...
Posted by on Mon, 07 May 2007 22:49:00 GMT |
Eat Pulsar Vore Banquet Steak |
Famished? Horny? Pressed for time? Don't worry, there are places where sex and food are one and the same. Tons of places; quirky, various, and sundry. In one world, rapists may force-feed their victim...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 21:36:00 GMT |
The Many Hands of Those Who Resist Us |
When you service beings larger than entire universes, sometimes it's hard to tell the difference between a God, a galaxy, an alien race, a cosmic beast, a force of nature, and an STD. There's a type ...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 14:24:00 GMT |
The Enlightened Chopin's "Étude for Coitus (in X minor)" |
Then there are those places and times where life exists as music; where beings range in size from a fraction of a measure to trillion-year symphonies. What's the libido of music sound like? Lots of s...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 19:05:00 GMT |
Spasming Nethers at the Center of Creation |
How'd it go? Well, I suppose. All the parts and pieces were there, are still there. Fun was had, there was moaning and sweating and everything else one usually expects from sex. As always, it was a li...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 14:21:00 GMT |
